And by food, I also mean foot.
Wait up. Shoe fetish is ENTIRELY different to foot fetish.
I think my shoe fetish exists simply by default. I'm so turned off by feet that the shoe becomes my last protective barrier. I'm not necessarily turned on by the shoes, rather I'm just grateful that she's even wearing them.
Yeah, of course, but I'm not talking about legs. I'm talking about feet. Specifically from the ankle down to the toes. Everything above the ankle is fair game.
You two could start your own festival. Maybe call it "Heels Crusade." Possibly get the Kiss cover band Strutter to play.
I'm saying the legs look great as a result of the heels.