bizarre accidents

[Priest of Evil]

did anyone else here read about that Austrian fella who nailed his nut to a roof?! It must of been a really old gun considering these days you have to actually press the gun against a surface before it will fire.

Anyway, that was the funniest thing I had heard for some time

 

[Sydo]

Ouch!!

It must of been a really old gun considering these days you have to actually press the gun against a surface before it will fire.

A lot of tradies remove remove the safety lock from their nail guns..

 

[Priest of Evil]

^ ah, that makes sense. The only thing worse than nailing your nut to the roof would be doing it with rusty old tools!

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I almost lost my right eye because of a flying staple.... yep, an ordinary paper-binding stapler. Part of one of my old temp jobs required me to remove and restaple (yes, exciting work) documents and one day as I was removing a staple, it flung up and bounced off my eyeball.

I had to wear a patch for a week and the doctor said had it been a millimetre or two to the right of where it hit, I would have suffered serious damage

 

[Spiff]

I was once clipping my toenails and a bit of toenail flew into my eye and somehow ended up behind the eyeball. I put some drops in it, went to bed an hour or two later, and that night was woken up by the nail popping out from under the lid. I picked it out, threw it in the bin and went back to sleep.

Was a good-sized toenail bit, too.

 

[Goreripper]

That is bizarre.

 

[Priest of Evil]

toenails and testicles, it gets more bizarre by the day

 

[Mark]

I was once clipping my toenails and a bit of toenail flew into my eye and somehow ended up behind the eyeball. I put some drops in it, went to bed an hour or two later, and that night was woken up by the nail popping out from under the lid. I picked it out, threw it in the bin and went back to sleep.

Was a good-sized toenail bit, too.

That would be awesome.