BOW TO YOUR NEW OVERLORDS

neal

neal

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long has this forum grown lazy and complacent, the glossed over look of docile grazing cows upon every sad face, but FEAR NOT my children, for a NEW ORDER has arrived to deliver you from your slack-jawed semi-existence


ladies and gentlemen, i introduce to you one member of your new RULING DUO OF DYNAMIC POWER

with the amazing freakish ability to SEAL all flavor with a single PRESS, i give you


SARANICUS destroyer of worlds and retainer of freshness


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stay tuned for my triumphant partner in UNRULY AWESOMENESS
 
Salute Saranicus, Ruler of all.

My name is Kevinitus, Epic Foil. My armor is impenetrable to words and text of the un-righteous. It will also summon my alien horde at any given moment to lend support.

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Indeed, the time has come for infidels and non-believers to be stricken down! This forum has long been MOCKED and TORMENTED for breeding mediocrity in a vast land of ultimately self-proclaimed awesomeness (the internet)! Well minions, guess what?! THE TIME HAS COME TO STRIKE ALL THESE FALSE ACCUSATIONS TO THE GROUND AND PROVE TO EVERY WOMAN, MAN, BOY, GIRL AND WHATEVER ELSE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH THAT WE WILL NOT BE PUSHED AROUND ANY LONGER!!!!!!!

It's time to fight back. From this moment forward, your new leaders Saranicus and Kevinitus (myself) have declared all out war on the internet! The Nevermore board is our homebase and we know we have the strongest minions among us to fight this battle with relative ease that are eager and willing to join the cause of SAVING OUR GOOD NAME!

What are you going to do, Neverboard? Sit around and get kicked? Or are you going to rise up and fight back?!

Saranicus will inform you soon and how to apply to the horde and become a Ruler of All, and soon you too will be able to fight in the final epic battle for the internet!

(actually we just want you to make your own super hero outfit and post it)
 
Super Mahrio said:
ALL HAIL SARANICAS AND KEVINITIS!!!!
THEY ARE OUR LORDS AND MASTERS! BOW I SHALL!
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My young minion, the correct terminology is "Salute Kevinitus, Ruler of All". Once you become a Ruler of All yourself you will deserve and receive the same honor.
 
Salute Kevinitus, Ruler of all.

so kids, want SUPER POWERS? want the be a RULER OF ALL? want to join our totally epic LEGION OF DESTRUCTIVE DOOM AND BLOOD AND GUTS AND TITTAYS?! all superhero minion applications must be accompanied by a photo and description of powers, so get working and JOIN THE CRUSADE!
 
You want a power?

I'm Darth Sard, I fly on a couch, I am the watcher of all impurity, and I force-nap/force-choke people. You don't need a goddamned picture because I'm so fucking good. And behind a couch.
 
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