BOW TO YOUR NEW OVERLORDS
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Nikki
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Dead_Lioness
Godless
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
HAIL, OVERLORDS! I, Jubægul, Lord of Lawl and Bearer of the Helm of Baphomet, seek to join your ranks in the most just cause: striking down the evil that doth yearn to destroy the internet. The Mighty Helm of Baphomet shall protect me from lame troll attempts and internet faggotry. In addition, it can transport an impressive number of goods from a local market.
Behold, for I bring fear to those who doth seek to breed stupidity and faggotry.
Behold, for I bring fear to those who doth seek to breed stupidity and faggotry.
Super Mahrio
Deeply Horrible Person
HAIL, OVERLORDS! I, Jubægul, Lord of Lawl and Bearer of the Helm of Baphomet, seek to join your ranks in the most just cause: striking down the evil that doth yearn to destroy the internet. The Mighty Helm of Baphomet shall protect me from lame troll attempts and internet faggotry. In addition, it can transport an impressive number of goods from a local market.
Behold, for I bring fear to those who doth seek to breed stupidity and faggotry.
notworthy
Nikki
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Shpongled
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Salute Jubægul, Ruler of All.HAIL, OVERLORDS! I, Jubægul, Lord of Lawl and Bearer of the Helm of Baphomet, seek to join your ranks in the most just cause: striking down the evil that doth yearn to destroy the internet. The Mighty Helm of Baphomet shall protect me from lame troll attempts and internet faggotry. In addition, it can transport an impressive number of goods from a local market.
Behold, for I bring fear to those who doth seek to breed stupidity and faggotry.
Shpongled
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Read the instructions more carefully, infidel! Ruler Jubægul properly submitted his application with a photo included. Learn from this wise man's example.
Nikki
Member
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
Sentient 6
harmless parasite
BEHOLD! FEZZICAN! HOLDER OF THE GREAT POWER OF MEAT VISION!!!!
I'm slightly disturbed by the presence of baby lotion and old spice, please clarify FEZZICAN
Super Mahrio
Deeply Horrible Person
Undefined
Indefinite Entity
why? dry hands and runny noses suck.I'm more worried about the baby lotion and the box of tissues
MORE SUPERHEROS LESS BULLSHIT!!
Super Mahrio
Deeply Horrible Person
whats the cause for concern over the baby lotion? THERE BE CRIMINALS AT LARGE! SUPERHEROS MUST UNITE!
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
ATTENTION SUPERHEROES!!!!
I, the TOXIC OUTLAW MELVIN WALES, emerge from the wild, wild biochemical wasteland of the American West, circa 4000 AD! I am not only the fastest gunslinger in the world, but I am also immune to all chemical attacks, including the flatulence produced by the one you call NoLordy, as well as all mutant forms of airborne AIDS (don't think less of the year 4000, that shit develops much closer to your time) I have come back in time to GET DEM TITTAYS, as by my time all bewbage has been reduced to nothing but sad sacks of formerly glorious mammary monstrosities.
As you pathetic 2009-ers can see, I have already GOT ONE O' DEM TITTAYS! Unless you Super-ZEROES provide me with another, I'll blow its cotton-pickin' nipple off! Make your move, pahtnahs!
I, the TOXIC OUTLAW MELVIN WALES, emerge from the wild, wild biochemical wasteland of the American West, circa 4000 AD! I am not only the fastest gunslinger in the world, but I am also immune to all chemical attacks, including the flatulence produced by the one you call NoLordy, as well as all mutant forms of airborne AIDS (don't think less of the year 4000, that shit develops much closer to your time) I have come back in time to GET DEM TITTAYS, as by my time all bewbage has been reduced to nothing but sad sacks of formerly glorious mammary monstrosities.
As you pathetic 2009-ers can see, I have already GOT ONE O' DEM TITTAYS! Unless you Super-ZEROES provide me with another, I'll blow its cotton-pickin' nipple off! Make your move, pahtnahs!
