Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
YEEHAW! I reckon now I can turn aside from my evil ways and hang out with the rest of ya'll fine folks! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta take DEM TITTAYS out yonder behind th' outhouse fer a spell...
BOW TO YOUR NEW OVERLORDS
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ATTENTION SUPERHEROES!!!!
I, the TOXIC OUTLAW MELVIN WALES, emerge from the wild, wild biochemical wasteland of the American West, circa 4000 AD! I am not only the fastest gunslinger in the world, but I am also immune to all chemical attacks, including the flatulence produced by the one you call NoLordy, as well as all mutant forms of airborne AIDS (don't think less of the year 4000, that shit develops much closer to your time) I have come back in time to GET DEM TITTAYS, as by my time all bewbage has been reduced to nothing but sad sacks of formerly glorious mammary monstrosities.
As you pathetic 2009-ers can see, I have already GOT ONE O' DEM TITTAYS! Unless you Super-ZEROES provide me with another, I'll blow its cotton-pickin' nipple off! Make your move, pahtnahs!
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Super Mahrio
Deeply Horrible Person
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The sig, the avatar, the post... trifecta of win I'm thoroughly impressed Russel
Bonus points for incorporating the gifts into the act!
Bonus points for incorporating the gifts into the act!
azal
love is the answer
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
Nikki
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Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
Nikki
Member
Morganna
Member
HAIL, OVERLORDS! I, Jubægul, Lord of Lawl and Bearer of the Helm of Baphomet, seek to join your ranks in the most just cause: striking down the evil that doth yearn to destroy the internet. The Mighty Helm of Baphomet shall protect me from lame troll attempts and internet faggotry. In addition, it can transport an impressive number of goods from a local market.
Behold, for I bring fear to those who doth seek to breed stupidity and faggotry.
ATTENTION SUPERHEROES!!!!
I, the TOXIC OUTLAW MELVIN WALES, emerge from the wild, wild biochemical wasteland of the American West, circa 4000 AD! I am not only the fastest gunslinger in the world, but I am also immune to all chemical attacks, including the flatulence produced by the one you call NoLordy, as well as all mutant forms of airborne AIDS (don't think less of the year 4000, that shit develops much closer to your time) I have come back in time to GET DEM TITTAYS, as by my time all bewbage has been reduced to nothing but sad sacks of formerly glorious mammary monstrosities.
As you pathetic 2009-ers can see, I have already GOT ONE O' DEM TITTAYS! Unless you Super-ZEROES provide me with another, I'll blow its cotton-pickin' nipple off! Make your move, pahtnahs!
notworthy All hail, Jubægul, and THE TOXIC OUTLAW MELVIN WALES, gitter of dem tittays!Lock your doors and prepare your armies, oh Nevermore board folk, for the Queen of Bosom Nom Nom is due to invade upon the morrow! No one is safe!
Super Mahrio
Deeply Horrible Person
Morganna
Member
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(remember in elementary school when everyone said it like that wasn't it so awesome)
(remember in elementary school when everyone said it like that wasn't it so awesome)
