Scratch that. Doesn't look like I'll be going after all. 'Er Bleedin' Majesty is throwing one of her interminable dinner parties and has decreed that I attend
Guess I'll just add this to the list of gigs that I had to miss for no good reason other than parental pig-headedness. Just call me Principal Skinner...
Its like any other place really. If you go looking for trouble you will find it...but you have a much greater chance of accidently bumping into trouble there