Bullshit story

[MaStEr666Of666DisHaRmOny]

Well looks so quite here that i figured id add my own lil bit of stupidity here. Well you probably seen this on other boards. Its the story one line at a time. Everyone add a line and lets see how the story evolves.....

Well one day little Jimmy wanted to know what metal was. so he went to ask....

 

[Marlies]

... his friend Hank if he wanted to come along on his quest...

 

[rhavin2112]

....and they dressed up like Immortal.....

 

[MaStEr666Of666DisHaRmOny]

So Lil jimmy and hank gatherd their supplies..carefull not to forget their.....

 

[Marlies]

...McDonalds coupons and they hopped on their bicycles...

 

[*M*]

...and pedaled down the aluminum brick road to see the wizard of Ozzy (hopefully the evil witch Sharon would let him out).

 

[Marlies]

They bribed the guard at Ozzy's mansion with their McDonalds coupons and walked up to the front door

 

[MaStEr666Of666DisHaRmOny]

And little Jimmy lifted his hand to knock on the door when non other then Jack osbourn wearing full army gear comes screaming at the top of his lungs and says....

 

[*M*]

"I AM A SORRY EXCUSE FOR AN OSBOURNE!! AND I BRING SHAME ON MY FATHERS NAME!!!!!.... but appart from that... My father has been kidnapped, and the fate of metal everywhere hangs by a thread!! Will you...

 

[MaStEr666Of666DisHaRmOny]

help me fight the evil tomato people that kidnapped my dad and defiled the....

 

[Marlies]

good name of heavy metal by cutting his hair and throw him...

 

[Morgana]

...in a cage and lock him in. There's a sign saying...

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

..free me and i shall give you three wishes involving cottage cheese and whiskey so that you may....

 

[cyberfella]

...get very drunk and use the cheese smell as a shield against....

 

[Marlies]

... all religious idiots that think metal is about satan and want to ban it. just free me and 3 wishes are yours .....

 

[cyberfella]

so lil jimmy proceeded to free ozzy and use his wishes to stop the religious fanatics he decided to continue his journy to.....

 

[Stu]

the local pub to get smashed then head off to the car dealer to steal the latest ford and scream off into the sunset toward.....

 

[cyberfella]

the TVR garage, because he realised he stole a shit car. He then proceeded to steal a Tuscan S and drove off to......

 

[olov]

the studio where all the cool metalheads records there albums with very

 

[SikFuK]

...potent mushrooms surging through their system.