Can someone with art skills & lots of free time do something for me?

[Conspicuously Absent]

I have a hot chick friend who is a tattoo artist. I'd get a tattoo if I wasn't too cheap to pay for "body decoration"

 

[lizard]

true conversation while I was getting my first tattoo:

me: I'll bet you've had some wierd requests for tattoo designs.
tattoo guy: yeah...one guy wanted me to tattoo flames on his dick.
me: wha....? did you do it?
tattoo guy: no...I thought about it for about three seconds and then I told the guy, hey man, cool idea, but the only dick I'm gonna hold for hours is my own...

 

[KILL TULLY]

Hahaha

I got my HEAVY METAL tattoo at a tattoo shop called Boriquas. Needless to say, it was like a thugged out sort of place. The artist kept being like "Yo man your crazy yo, sheeeeet, this is crazy man, daaaaaamnnnnn" Meanwhile, he has fucking MONEY OVER BITCHES tattoed on his stomach, haha.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Yeah, so I'm either getting a design as I've described above, or THUG LIFE in big letters across my abdomen. Whattya think?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'd say get the THUG LIFE and then go shirtless in every pit and have fun fighting for your life

 

[KILL TULLY]

I'd say get the THUG LIFE and then go shirtless in every pit and have fun fighting for your life

I still have a standing thing that if somone will pay for it, I'll get that.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, well, i'm cheap and poor. bad combo

 

[cthulufhtagn]

we should start a collection

actually no, i'm only contributing if you get "royal pinkage" in gothic script