EricT
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"After being turned down several times while insisting on giving a blow job to Phil Anselmo, before Down's set, Cory settled on a large, freshly ripe, banana. Shortly into the set, Phil turned sideways revealing a slight bulge in his Jeans. Cory held his banana and stared in awe of what he was never to have, until eventually returning the Musa phallus that was held in his hand firmly."