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They're like Fla-vor-ice only each flavor has it's own otter mascot! They tasted better than all the other ice pop brands.

However sometime in the 90s they stopped selling them most everywhere, but it seems they're still alive and well in California.

They have a website that ships them, but it's expensive. I wanted Isabel to mail me some but odds are they'd just explode during shipping.
 
You can get Otter Pops here for like 3, 4 bucks a box (of 100). They sell them at the local "Food Maxx", however, I don't associate myself with said "Food Maxx", because when you enter the place, it's like stepping right into Mexico. Gringos don't feel welcome.
 
I am jonesin' for Sir Isaac Lime something fierce right about now!

When I was a little kid there was a lemon flavor, but they replaced it with punch. I guess having lemon and lime was sort of redundant.

You can get Otter Pops here for like 3, 4 bucks a box (of 100). They sell them at the local "Food Maxx", however, I don't associate myself with said "Food Maxx", because when you enter the place, it's like stepping right into Mexico. Gringos don't feel welcome.

I have never heard of Food Maxx and I live in the bay. Where is this little slice of sovereign mexican territory located?
 
food maxx is like food 4 less, winco, etc. basically cheap bulk type stuff, cement floor, like costco without having to be a member (and costco has way nicer stuff).