Caption time

[Spiff]

Blanchett: "Am I touching you? I'm not touching you."

Ford: "Stop it!!"

 

[Winmar]

I'm shit at captions, so I'll just go with "I done your mum".

 

[Southy]

"You disgusting, smelly old man"


"You got a bald patch on your chest"

 

[Goreripper]

"Don't look now, but there's a giant, bug-eyed worm coming up behind you."

 

[Shadow298]

"I SAID PULL MY FINGER!"

 

[chrisvp]

you have a serious blob of eye snot in the corner of your left eye

 

[Lord Tim]

*sings*

"HEAD - SHOULDERS - KNEES AND TOES! KNEES AND TOES! KNEES AND TOES!"

/kindergarten

 

[Mark]

"Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, into my eyes."

 

[Spiff]

"Now I saw Robert Patrick do this in T2, so if I concentrate REALLY HARD my finger should turn into metal and I'll stab you in the eye. Like this. Hmm. Like THIS. Sigh."

 

[Shadow298]

"smell it! go on! smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell it!"

 

[Mark]

"Poiiinnnttyyy fingeerrrrr... POOOIIIIIINNNTTTYYYYYY FIIIIINNNNGGERRRRRRRRR"

"WTF?"

 

[dreamwatch]

I'm shit at captions, so I'll just go with "I done your mum".

Always a safe one, that.

 

[Mark]

"Youuuu.... CUNT!"

 

[Shadow298]

can't believe no one has written this one yet:

"hey, why should women masturbate with this finger? because it's mine"

or

"this is how they do your probing"

 

[Stonewall]

"I am NOT Bob Dylan!"

 

[Shadow298]

"phone home! phooooooooone home!"

 

[Incarnate]

"phone home! phooooooooone home!"

Hehe I was going to post something along those lines.

Anyway... since it's George Lucas...


Blanchett: *Jedi mind trick* "You do not want the crystal skull."
Ford: "I do not want the crystal skull."
Blanchett: "It's just the name of a song by Mastodon anyway."
Ford: "It's just the name of a song by Mastodon."