Carcassian hates black metal, right? WRONG!
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Entropiastrife said:
Actually the first album was THE ENTIRETY OF THE BAND TESTAMENT MINUS THE LEAD SINGER PLUS A FAGGY KEYBOARDIST THAT LIKES DIMMU BORGIR TOO MUCH. It's pretty much EXACTLY what you would get if you mix newer Testament and Dimmu Borgir in a blender.
Entropiastrife
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Dodens Grav said:
"faggy keyboardist"
im willing to bet that "faggy keyboardist" gets more female ass in a month than your computer dork ass has ever, and also has more musical talent in his pinky than you have combined. sounds like someone is a little insecure with his sexuality.
any anyway, the current lineup only has two testament members, and one of which is a bass player, which isn't exactly much of a difference. Why would a band form a side project unless they wanted to do something different like, say symphonic black metal?
So they have 3% more thrash influence than other symphonic black metal bands... if you don't see that the vocal delivery, corpse paint, horror movie keyboardist, blast beat style, and tremelo guitar riffing isnt clearly dimmu borgir/black metal you are a tard
Teh Grimace
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Entropiastrife said:
male ass.
fags like men.
fuckoff teh basshaterz.
...aren't real black metal bands
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byrne
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Teh Grimarse said:
you are killing it. i challenge someone to come up with as many good quotes as grimace.
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Saparmurat_Niyazov
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How? Are you having a secretive romance with a prostitute? Are you trying to undermine Jewish religious leaders? Are you a carpenter?
byrne
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Teh Grimace
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Teh Grimace
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was that [died] first?
cus that wouldve been better.
edit: but then again the absurdity of calling a fictional character a faggot is pretty funny.
cus that wouldve been better.
edit: but then again the absurdity of calling a fictional character a faggot is pretty funny.
Teh Grimace
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petehis kahn
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What a winner of a thread, please post some more winners in future.
P.S I love the Jesus didn't exist stuff because the more I study it the more I am leaning towards the made up character thing as well. It is 60-40 towards Jesus didn't exist at the moment.
Love history
P.S I love the Jesus didn't exist stuff because the more I study it the more I am leaning towards the made up character thing as well. It is 60-40 towards Jesus didn't exist at the moment.
Love history
Entropiastrife
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holy mother of fuck, teh grimarse and dodens grey have to confirm the worst stereotypes of metalheads- stupidity, lack of ability to appreciate higher musical form, extreme homophoebia brought on by insecurity with sexuality
If you think jesus didn't exist you might as well throw out all ancient history then. However, I doubt either of you are very well educated at all. There are shit loads of historical evidence that he did exist. Is there evidence that he was nothing more than a crazy/manipulative every day human cult leader that had a few myths that got way out of hand added on to his story? Nope. But there is just as much evidense that a human figure known as jesus did exist as there is evidense that alexander the great existed. I am as atheist as they come, but I am also not a fucking retard like you guys. OMG JESUS DIDNT EXIST EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO EVIDENSE TO CONFIRM NOR DENY THIS, I AM TEH BLACK WIZARD
And of course symphonic black metal isn't real black metal, it actual has musical skill to it rather than skilless noise that fat idiots like yourselves pretend is music. PS ravel of rachmaninoff are ten billion times more diabolical than your favorite tr00 black metal band with 10 fans
your "gay bashing" of a heterosexual musician with more musical talent, recognition, and most likely pussy than either of you fucks could dream of having is also very laughable.
If you think jesus didn't exist you might as well throw out all ancient history then. However, I doubt either of you are very well educated at all. There are shit loads of historical evidence that he did exist. Is there evidence that he was nothing more than a crazy/manipulative every day human cult leader that had a few myths that got way out of hand added on to his story? Nope. But there is just as much evidense that a human figure known as jesus did exist as there is evidense that alexander the great existed. I am as atheist as they come, but I am also not a fucking retard like you guys. OMG JESUS DIDNT EXIST EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO EVIDENSE TO CONFIRM NOR DENY THIS, I AM TEH BLACK WIZARD
And of course symphonic black metal isn't real black metal, it actual has musical skill to it rather than skilless noise that fat idiots like yourselves pretend is music. PS ravel of rachmaninoff are ten billion times more diabolical than your favorite tr00 black metal band with 10 fans
your "gay bashing" of a heterosexual musician with more musical talent, recognition, and most likely pussy than either of you fucks could dream of having is also very laughable.
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