Cats - UNMETAL

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Stupid brat.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

We have a lab mix and a shepard / terrier mix that live outside and they're cool dogs. We also have a bunch of stray cats that keep showing up at our house, because we have two barns on our property, one of which is in our front yard. We've adopted three stray kittens that are now more-or-less house cats. They're all pretty cool and used to come in the house all the time and play with us until my mom decided to adopt two miniature pincers, which are assholes, and not even real dogs, as far as I'm concerned. All they ever do is shit, sleep, bark at anything that moves, and chase the cats. I love dogs and all, but fuck miniature pincers.

EDIT: Here are some REAL pets

 

[Vimana]

I have a pet Possum. Its a Brazilian short tailed Possum, about 8 inches long. Its sweet.

 

[supseudonymous]

Very nice lizards. What type is the one in photos 3 and 4?

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

He's an inland bearded dragon.

 

[Ender Rises]

Don't be gay. You do not want a cat, what a pseudopet. Be metal and get a dog. A real pet.

I love cats. Dogs are cool but cats fucking pwn.

 

[The Ozzman]

EDIT: Here are some REAL pets

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[Ender Rises]

I want a snake of lizard as well, more so than a cat. *sigh*

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I want a real Dragon.

 

[Ender Rises]

That would fucking pwn.

 

[mutantllama]

I want a real Dragon.

I want a pet demon.

 

[Vimana]

No, these would Pwn

 

[DarkBliss]

That tigelion reminds me of the game Impossible Creatures.

 

[Vimana]

Liger.

 

[DarkBliss]

That's better. First syllable should signify to whom the head belongs.

 

[Vimana]

The Liger is real. Biggest cat in the world. 9 feet long or something like that. They have to be bred artificially.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

*tigon

Boy, this thread sure is off-topic, huh...

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah, but demons, dragons and chain-chomps aren't.

Kill it! Kill it! There's no hope - I swear!!

 

[DarkBliss]

So I read up on this peculiar hybrid. Wow, I had no idea that ligers and tigons actually exist. I thought that pic you posted was photoshopped.


Well, you learn something new every day.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Damn, that shit is whack!