Chat Roulette

MetallicSlayerDeth

Staring into your soul...
Sep 1, 2009
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Post your best experiences of this (sometimes disgusting) place!

A little conversation between me and a fat guy.

out: hello
in: hi
out: how are you doing?
in: where are you?
out: here
out: in the computer
in: I just see a ceiling
out: exactly
out: I'm am on your roff
in: oh i see
in: awesome
out: I know
out: a bitcold
in: teach me the secrets
out: of killing cats?
in: YES
out: guns
in: what kind?
out: bazzoka will do
in: ok
in: cats hate bubblegum
out: bring some rollerskates for a quick escape
out: indeed
in: should i grease the getaway with animal fat
in: ?
out: clever...
out: and some marbles
in: It would help lubricate the skates
out: indeed
in: Goddanm cats eating our rainforests dry
out: yeah
out: we need to stop them
out: with an army of korean bubbelgum dogs
in: thats why I play guitar with cat gut strings
out: me too
in: great
out: although I use them for bass
in: I string em on my rickenbacker 4001
out: I sold mine for a burger
out: I was fucking hungry
in: I have an organ that has samples of dead orphan cat souls screaming
in: casio sk-1
out: I like to gather them in a box
out: made of fur
in: and club them?
out: of course
in: with a wifflebal bat!
in: slow and painfull
out: with electric cotton candy
in: and sour goat cheese
out: just enough power to NOT kill them imidietly
in: Hey.... how'd you get in the internet?
in: I want to try it
out: get a steak
out: and fry it
out: then eat it
out: puke it up on a cat
in: and...
out: then swing it over your head
out: and thwom it into a window
in: simple yet brilliant
out: and there you have it
in: ok I gunna try it laterz
 
Well I used to piss about on this thing called omegle ages ago but I still have some of the convos.

Stranger: Hi
You: Know where to get some good child porn?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: AAH OH GOD
Stranger: ?
You: MY LEG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: So i heard you like mudkips?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: Bewbs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: GOOO CHARMANDER!!
Stranger: GOOOOO Mewtwo
Stranger: !!!
You: Charmander attacks Mewtwo with Ember
Stranger: Psycho Attack!
You: Critical Hit!
Stranger: It's very effective!!!!
Stranger: Charmander is K-O
Stranger: Mewtwo Won


Stranger: Yo.
You: I like rape
Stranger: Sorry ?
You: Its okay, just dont do it again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hi I am 21 male from UK.....Looking for a female with msn and webcam...
You: I like putting crayons in my willy
Stranger: what?
You: I like putting crayons in my willy
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: heeey
You: I LEIK TO FART
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: heyy
You: I like to shit on carpets and rub it in with my arse cheeks
Your conversational partner has disconnected


Stranger: im male
You: I have warts in my anus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Well I used to piss about on this thing called omegle ages ago but I still have some of the convos.

Stranger: Hi
You: Know where to get some good child porn?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: AAH OH GOD
Stranger: ?
You: MY LEG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: So i heard you like mudkips?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: Bewbs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: GOOO CHARMANDER!!
Stranger: GOOOOO Mewtwo
Stranger: !!!
You: Charmander attacks Mewtwo with Ember
Stranger: Psycho Attack!
You: Critical Hit!
Stranger: It's very effective!!!!
Stranger: Charmander is K-O
Stranger: Mewtwo Won


Stranger: Yo.
You: I like rape
Stranger: Sorry ?
You: Its okay, just dont do it again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hi I am 21 male from UK.....Looking for a female with msn and webcam...
You: I like putting crayons in my willy
Stranger: what?
You: I like putting crayons in my willy
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: heeey
You: I LEIK TO FART
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: heyy
You: I like to shit on carpets and rub it in with my arse cheeks
Your conversational partner has disconnected


Stranger: im male
You: I have warts in my anus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol:

Best thing to do on Omegle is to copy and paste some of these:

NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.

OR:

Include this in every message you send:

WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]