Strange noises

[kaomao]

tonight something "strange" happened.
I heard strange noises like a rattling against my garage door.
I heard it once, I heard that twice, I thought I was crazy hearing strange noises. I went down and opened the door to the garage, nobody was there, I was afraid of someone breaking in.
To make it short my bro got home, park his car and saw this cat run like crazy to get out, the bastard destroyed literally the chord to pull down the garage door (nothing expensive).
I gotta kill cats lol
that bastard scared the shit out of me, it was really like someone breaking in, but instead it was just playing with that chord, and it totally destroyed it!
What a fucking asshole lol

I love cats btw
some poster about these great animals

 

[Sloan]

A+ thread, would read again.

 

[Nimvi]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my garage door.
`'Tis some burglar,' I muttered, `tapping at my garage door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Then a fucking cat popped out, quoth my brother, `Cord no more.'

 

[DanLights]

I fucking love cats

 

[kaomao]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my garage door.
`'Tis some burglar,' I muttered, `tapping at my garage door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Then a fucking cat popped out, quoth my brother, `Cord no more.'

Thanks I gotta write a book now
"tale of the cat and the ass reading this"