Chaffed Anus

[Satori]

Over indulgence does not go without some sort of anguish, particularly during the holiday seasons when we all eat about twice as much as we need to for days. In short, I ate too much sushi and pizza over the holidays and drank some liquor and I got the runs. When you take a massive watery shit like 12 times in one day, it does terrible things to the rectal cavity, unspeakable things. Now I know how porn sluts feel after getting reamed by polar-bear dongs, and it's not pleasant. My heart goes out to them, they are real troopers, but I'm sure the coke helps them too, hahaha

Why are you wasting your life reading this crap? What compells you to read a thread with this title? You are truly sick and you need help.

anally injured,

Satori

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Take a picture of your "work" and submit it to that website, you know the one I mean.

 

[Satori]

Originally posted by Oyo
Take a picture of your "work" and submit it to that website, you know the one I mean.

That's a brilliant suggestion, I should've of consulted you before flushing, dammit. It was certainly a masterpiece, a sloppy massive glob that filled the can and pushed out mostly all the water. No pics thought, so I guess you'll be left to the glorious images in your mind, heheh.

Satori

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Yes, you've managed to put a picture in my brain

I never went to that site when you linked it, I decided if it SOUNDED that bad, I sure as hell didn't want to see it

 

[Lina]

I think it's so hilariously appropriate that Satori celebrates Christmas by eating sushi and pizza.

 

[ricochet]

I went to that(unthinkable) site, and I almost puked. The top five were disgusting. All the pictures looked like they were taken in redneck truck stops in the middle of nowhere.

Btw, I had an image worthy of that site earlier today. I laughed and thought of that. Satori has ruined my natural process forever.

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Imagine if the regulars of that site scheduled a get together.

Jimbob: Yup, let's meet at a rest area with a lot of porta potties.
Cletus: Aye *hiccup* 'Dat way we can observe eachotha's work in alternating stayshuns.
Jumbob: Yup, did the t-shirts come in yet?

 

[Wolff]

Originally posted by Satori
Now I know how porn sluts feel after getting reamed by polar-bear dongs, and it's not pleasant. My heart goes out to them, they are real troopers, but I'm sure the coke helps them too, hahaha

My heart goes out to you too, and I hope the weed helps a little you crazy motherfucker. Happy New Year.

 

[Satori]

Originally posted by Wolff
My heart goes out to you too, and I hope the weed helps a little you crazy motherfucker. Happy New Year.

I've always felt that weed makes one feel things even more, especially ass pain, hehe.

Anyway, in case anyone reading this didn't see that link earlier, it's www.ratemypoo.com. I got this link from my boss who was quite excited when he discovered it. Enjoy!

Satori

 

[Wolff]

Originally posted by Satori


I've always felt that weed makes one feel things even more, especially ass pain, hehe.

Anyway, in case anyone reading this didn't see that link earlier, it's www.ratemypoo.com. I got this link from my boss who was quite excited when he discovered it. Enjoy!

Satori

Lee B has beat you to it. He is an activist poorater