CHEAP DUMMY LOAD UK

I would if people on that god damn thread didn't confuse the shot out of me, one gay says this one works, somebody else says it doesnt, all I want is a definitive answer!
 
Best bet is to make one yourself man. I'm sure I priced up the parts from Maplin or something and it came to less than £30. Read the sticky thread about dummy loads from start to finish and get to work.
 
Yeah there was a bit of confusion at the start of the thread but the schematic with the 9 resistors should be fine as long as you get resistors with a high enough power handling.