Cheesiest Metal Band

[PlatypusJesus]

I thought about posting a poll on this, but damn, there are so many. I would say Rhapsody is the cheesiest.

 

[Guerrilla]

Manowar

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[PlatypusJesus]

I forgot about Manowar.

 

[lizard]

Manowar is easily the cheesiest...

 

[ThePKH]

Rhapsody.
A little bit of cheesiness is good in metal though..

 

[Testament Legions]

MANOWAR, hands down.

 

[lizard]

urrgghh! I just checked out manowar's web site. would any self respecting woman in their right mind would want to buy a pair of manowar panties?

 

[WinterSolstice]

Rhapsody is by far the cheesiest.

SOME ManOWar is cool to blast out your car window. But you cn't do it at all with Rhapsody.

Lactose-intolerant, BEWARE!

 

[Will Bozarth]

probably... Andrew W.K..... well... he IS labeled metal in the general public, but if you're not talking about what the fucking idiots think of as metal.... probably... Pantera... WE ARE THE KINGS OF METAL! please....

 

[Karmic]

I hold my point and stick to Nevermore.

 

[Brooks]

I'll take a little cheese in my metalburger once in a while......

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

easy one.........Manowar hands down

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, cheese isn't bad every once in a while, but when every song is pure cheese it gets annoying.

 

[taoofground43]

Manowar are the kings of cheese.

 

[Testament Legions]

Iced Earth is pretty cheesy too, but Manowar gets the prize.

Hear that Van and Jeff?!?! hehehe!

 

[jimbobhickville]

Rhapsody takes the crown, IMO. But Euro power metal in general is extra cheesy.

 

[Guerrilla]

Domine

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[MetalHeadMarc]

Canibal Corpse or any gore metal bands. They lack real originalility. I can't take any one in a band like that seriousely. I mean songs title Intestines ripped from a virgins cunt. Thats so fucking corney. And manowar is fucking lame. But don't trash on IE, they aren't really corney at all to me.

 

[Guerrilla]

It's Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt not Intestines Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt. Anyways, the thing here is that Cannibal Corpse or other gore metal bands sometimes want to be corny and have cheesy lyrics... sometimes they're just funny and they know it. The thing with Manowar, Rhapsody, and others is that they take everything they do so seriously and they're unintentionally cheesy. So they're the kings of cheese in my opinion.

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[Eternal_Decadent]

Deicide . It's so cheesy , that maybe is prepared from the milk of the devil's goat.