cheetos are fucking delicious

Yes it is .. Doritos + Melted Cheese >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cheetos
 
They are great, but I still haven't figured out how to keep the cheeto fingers from greasing things up, especially my guitars fretboard...
 
OK! Joke time!

A man goes to the doctor complaining of orange balls. The doctor tests him for all STD's and he gets a clean bill of health. Two weeks later his balls are still orange, so he returns to the doctor frustrated. "I don't understand why are my balls are still orange!" "Well who have you been sleeping with?" The Doc asks. The man says, "I haven't slept with anyone since my wife left me! All I do is watch porn and eat Cheetos!"
 
Our incarnation of Cheetos are called WOTSITS!

Cheetos were about for a time but they just couldn't tear people from their WOTSITS!.