OK! Joke time!
A man goes to the doctor complaining of orange balls. The doctor tests him for all STD's and he gets a clean bill of health. Two weeks later his balls are still orange, so he returns to the doctor frustrated. "I don't understand why are my balls are still orange!" "Well who have you been sleeping with?" The Doc asks. The man says, "I haven't slept with anyone since my wife left me! All I do is watch porn and eat Cheetos!"