CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAAAIN!

[EricT]

We've got hurricane force rains going down right now... flash floods, Lightning, roads closed, mudslides cause of wildfires making land loose...

Its fucking NUTS.

 

[EricT]

Fuck... basement started flooding. Had to get water out of the window wells with a folgers can. This = GAY.

 

[Malergion]

Good luck man.
And, I hear Yuban works better.

 

[EricT]

Haha.

Yeah, the first stage is over, the next wave is supposed to arrive in 20 minutes or so. Electricity has been flickering lately. Fucking storms.

 

[Malergion]

I'm just picturing Tom Hanks, on his raft in the middle of wherever, using his computer and saying:
Tom3324: Lol, im stuck
Costguard12: where
Tom3324: dunno, rofl

 

[EricT]

Haha.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

damn my pals

 

[Captain Beard]

my pals? Where?!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

falling fromt the sky

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and flooding eric's basement

 

[Captain Beard]

Eric! Its a trick! Get an axe!

 

[Kellan]

the prisons make you wonder where it went

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

no, don't! everytime you chop off one of their heads, two more grow back!

 

[Captain Beard]

Get the napalm!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

see, they'll raise your neighborhood's insurance rates

 

[Captain Beard]

Because it takes so much to KILL THEM.

 

[EricT]

Usually I just put on my robe and my wizard hat...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

silly eric, the my pals are too poor to get computers. bloodninja's powers are useless on them.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I'm horny for you, Eric.

 

[EricT]

silly eric, the my pals are too poor to get computers. bloodninja's powers are useless on them.

Obviously the canadians are not immune...