CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAAAIN!

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I'm just picturing Tom Hanks, on his raft in the middle of wherever, using his computer and saying:
Tom3324: Lol, im stuck
Costguard12: where
Tom3324: dunno, rofl

 

[Captain Beard]

See, Laura, what if my pals STEAL computers?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

but see, stealing a computer involves stealing lots of parts and then setting it up ... and my pals can't read instructions.

 

[Captain Beard]

Unless they steal a laptop.

 

[EricT]

They'll run out of battery power soon enough... then they'll have to break into their neighbors house with an extension cord to charge it.

 

[EricT]

Speaking of chocolate rain:

http://www.dethecusdrama.com/users/fistina/%5bMfx] 831 - Diarrhea Bukkake.mpg

 

[Captain Beard]

I am not watching Diarrhea bukkake.

 

[EricT]

Its quite interesting. I can save you some time though, and just say: Yeah, she swallows some.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd like to know how some girls get into that kind of stuff.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

They like the taste of SHIT.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

A my pals threw a Sprite bottle at my head yesterday.

 

[Captain Beard]

Why didn't you curb stomp his head?

 

[Captain Beard]

I suppose a better question would be "Did he have a reason?"

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Besides being a my pals? No.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

back of the head?
or face?


it's important.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

what it on the inside of your lip?!
lip ring or pimple?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Back of the head, when I wasn't looking.

And I don't have anything on my lip.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

don't make me edit and point it out! it's right there on the left side! I guess it's a zit.. thought you had an emo lip ring... UNCOOL. zits are cool, tho!

anyway, the best way to respond to all my pals (which is usually necessary since their colour is brown (wtf?!!?!)... is by running up and twisting their dick and singing.... IS IT A PIECE OF BROKEN GLASS?"

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I don't have any zits on my lip!

But the point is, rape = funny.