CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAAAIN!

[EricT]

Man... rain started again.

But the good news is I won't have much to do at work tomorrow, since I was supposed to just setup some sprinkler systems, no point if its raining.

The bad news though is the fact that I am baked... couchlocked baked... and tired, and don't feel like preventing anymore floods tonight.

Christ fuck.

Cunts!

Gotta figure out which god I pissed off today so I can repent to him.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

rape isn't funny when a my pals rapes you. it's only enjoyable. who'd be happy being fucked by someone that's fucking BROWN?

 

[EricT]

You? A furry? Your mother? Your sister?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

maybe.......

 

[EricT]

Raise your hand if you predicted that his drunk ass was going to do that as a response.

*raises hand*

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

hah. dink!!!!1

 

[EricT]

What the fuck is "Dink"?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

a penis!!!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

my pals? Where?!

IN AAAAMERICA!!!

 

[TalesOfTerror]

I feel lied to.
Where's Tubgirl?!

 

[EricT]

Fuck, the chocolate rain isn't over yet!

"SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE SALT LAKE CITY UT 738 PM MDT THU JUL 26 2007

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN SALT LAKE CITY HAS ISSUED A

* SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR... CENTRAL TOOELE COUNTY IN UTAH...

* UNTIL 830 PM MDT

* AT 735 PM MDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING QUARTER SIZE HAIL...AND DAMAGING WINDS IN EXCESS OF 60 MPH. THIS STORM WAS LOCATED OVER CENTRAL TOOELE COUNTY...OR ABOUT 35 MILES EAST OF WENDOVER...AND MOVING SOUTHEAST AT 20 MPH.

* THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WILL BE NEAR... RURAL CENTRAL TOOELE COUNTY AT 750 PM MDT DUGWAY PROVING GROUNDS NEAR HORIZONTAL GRID AT 800 PM MDT

THIS IS A DANGEROUS STORM. IF YOU ARE IN ITS PATH...PREPARE IMMEDIATELY FOR DAMAGING WINDS...DESTRUCTIVE HAIL... AND DEADLY CLOUD TO GROUND LIGHTNING. PEOPLE OUTSIDE SHOULD MOVE TO A SHELTER... PREFERABLY INSIDE A STRONG BUILDING BUT AWAY FROM WINDOWS.

THIS STORM IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING QUARTER SIZE HAIL AND DAMAGING WINDS IN EXCESS OF 60 MPH. SEEK SHELTER IN A STURDY STRUCTURE UNTIL THE STORM HAS PASSED."

It'll be here in about 10 minutes