???? You're a Chelski fan!!! What do you need a ref for? Most decisions go your way anyhow! Or is the ref for those moments you feel sorry for the opposition when Chelski get yet another free kick/penalty as D. Drogba leaps majestically through the air after a bruising challenge from a burly defender that almost managed to barely scrape him in the slightest?
For Christmas, Mr. Santa, I would like world peace, harmony on earth, goodwill to everyone, and a cheque for £1000,000, made payable to me. If that's too much to ask for, well we'll just have to do without world peace, harmony on earth and goodwill to everyone.
Or I could do with a new water pistol.
Or train set.
Or scalextric. Mine's buggered.
Or new moutain bike.
Or Lego. Lego rocks.
Or the new Transformers toys G1 re-issues.
Or Han's trampoline, as that sounds fun.
Or a camera, to point at Han's trampoline when she's bouncing.
Let's stop there...