Christmas.........

[spawn]

You know, ive been thinking (and some have said I think too much....) but.......

* Did you know that Santa was an anagram of Satan?

* Did it ever occur to anyone that the "elves" people speak of could be demons?

* "Santa" lives in the north pole. Remember the saying "when hell freezes over?"

* Rudolph the red nosed reindeer and co? NO! The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse and friends!

* Frosty the Snowman? Just another name for the Grim Reaper.

I think Ive cracked some sort of code here.....or maybe not. I think I have though, Ive always been uneasy about Christmas and Ive worked out why.



More on this breaking story as it develops

 

[spawn]

Im still unsure how Mrs. Clause fits into this conspiracy, but rest assured. "Santa" aint getting any cookies and milk this year.......

 

[9mm]

And is that sack really full of presents??

 

[spawn]

Damn straight 9mm.
If I suddenly disappear off this board, you will know the CIA took me out for trying to spread the truth, so I will hope one of you will carry on in my crusade. Trust noone and all that.

Even the song predicts the end of the world "Santa Clause is coming to town"
Hello people?? Do I need to draw a diagram??!!

 

[Goreripper]

You worry me...

 

[spawn]

I worry myself

 

[Wrathchild]

I always wondered why I've been enjoying Christmas less as I got older. Now I know!

The truth is out there, amigos .

(Sigh) The X-Files used to be such a good show once. What the hell happened?

W

 

[spawn]

Ill tell ya what happened Wrathy, they put the worlds WORST 2 detectives on the case, they never solved ANYTHING! Then they always ended up with more questions than answers at the end. Skinner should have fired their incompetent arses

 

[Wrathchild]

Yes, just the same way that the Fox network should have fired the jaded, talentless hacks who wrote the scripts for the last series! That includes Chris Carter, who should *never* be let loose behind a typewriter again. Agent Doggett was a brilliant character, but aside from being Scully's errand boy, nobody gave him anything worthwhile to do .

I bet I could think up more original and worthwhile stories if you locked me in a mouldy basement with nothing but an orange crayon and a roll of toilet paper to keep me company.

(Oh dear, I think I'm on the wrong BB for this kind of rant. I do beg your pardon...)

W

 

[Stevo]

Originally posted by spawn
* Did you know that Santa was an anagram of Satan?

Yeah!!! Didn't you hear?

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
A: He sold his soul to Santa.



I'll go now...

 

[Lord Tim]

That's nearly as bad as the dyslexic agnositc insomniac who used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a doG!

HAHAHAHA!

 

[phlogiston]

Originally posted by Wrathchild

I bet I could think up more original and worthwhile stories if you locked me in a mouldy basement with nothing but an orange crayon and a roll of toilet paper to keep me company.

ORANGE crayon? You're weird man. *Starts backing away slowly*

 

[9mm]

Originally posted by Lord Tim
That's nearly as bad as the dyslexic agnositc insomniac who used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a doG!

HAHAH!! That's awesome!


I agree with Wrathchild though, I reckon Agent Doggett was a mad character, too bad he got all the shitty jobs.