C'mon yis kunts!!

and they're a bit big for the living room,or so I keep getting told, damn
 
small ones are fun, you can rub them

when they get bigger they get moody though
 
there's loads here, you can touch them in the zoo also, one almost took my eye out once mind
 
ah yeah they're great, though my mates little brother got butted by one in a zoo, mainly cos we told him to climb in his enclosure

i got bitten by a guinea pig once in that zoo , right on the finger the little bastard got me
 
that sounds really bad now, haha, but it was all innocent fun, honest