COB-OT Quotes

[Undefined]

^ NICE

 

[Night Reaper]

Joël says:
fuck im such a smart men
Joël says:
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/272570-cob-ot-quotes.html#post5707138 chek out post #17 im am so smart
Joël says:
i am so smart
Brandon says:
No you aren't
Brandon says:
You posted that in the wrong thread
Brandon says:




What do I win?

a doggy treat
good boy mr fast

 

[<-Warheart->]

Yeah, Alexi finally fucked me and i have his number. He called me!

I'd kill to touch Alexi chest.

Yeah, i know and i don't get why Alexi just doesn't divorce her already but when he meets me and when the time comes to marry me, he'll officailly break up with her. I will get him no matter what. The day will come someday and Alexi will love me with all his heart.

I'm hot enough for Alexi. He'll looooooove me very, very much. When i meet him, he's not going to turn me down. Of course he's going to be drunk, so i can fuck him easily.....no, no, first i will talk to him. And then tell him how i feel. Then if he's says yes or no, i'll fuck him but he better say yes. He'll give me his phone number and we can exchange earrings. Maybe he'll give me a bracelet.

Homage to Satan: Yeah, you do that. It will be so much easier for me to get to Alexi faster and when he loves me , your plan will backfire and if you post it on the internet, the whole world can he that i'm his gf.

I'm doing just fine. And i really will get Alexi. Just you wait and see.

WHHHHATTTT!!!!!!!!! I diddn't believe you but you actually met him!!!!!!!! Are you serious?!!! I FUCKIN HATE YOU!!!!!!! What did you talk about?

I love ALexi, yes i do
He's all for me and not for you
If by chance you take my place
I'll punch you in the face!

I bet there are some other fangirls that want to fuck him too. I just have more of a chance.

etc...

 

[Anonymous]

" Originally Posted by Lady Laiho
I bet there are some other fangirls that want to fuck him too. I just have more of a chance."

This one roffled my waffles

 

[Night Reaper]

I bet there are some other fangirls that want to fuck him too. I just have more of a chance."

u just have more chance of getting more ugly haha lol
and not meeting him

 

[Anonymous]

Anything Profanity types is good enough for this thread.

 

[Night Reaper]

are u saying im a fat creepy guy thats super hilarious ?

 

[Undefined]

Mitch, the quotes were sposed to be funny ones, not sad and pathetic (both primary ingredients that lady laiho is composed of btw ) but nice

I'm hot enough for Alexi. He'll looooooove me very, very much.

And then tell him how i feel. Then if he's says yes or no, i'll fuck him but he better say yes.

What kinda fucked up logic is that I thought "she" just said HE WOULD LOVE HER, then "she" turns around and says he might say no...

...that account is so fake it makes Ashlee Simpson's singing seem like Angela Gossow .

 

[KillerGon]

Ok, there's just FAAAAR too much funny shit that people say here that gets lost in threads, or is said on MSN by people from here, so use this thread to immortalize those comments and let other people who maybe didn't see them get a laugh out of them. Either go back and find shit or, quote new shit here, it can either be from a COBOT thread, or from convos COBOT members have on MSN or something, so yeh, let's start the hilarity.

Here's a good one to start with, it is taken from a MSN convo me and Marcio were having just a few mins ago, it made me laugh:

*After marcio has already been begging me for the Laiho pick I got from the show for a few mins and I keep saying no*

&#936; Marcio &#936; says:
Give me the pick XD
Joe - Bodom was AMAZING says:
I can't, and even if I wanted to my girlfriend would kick my ass
Joe - Bodom was AMAZING says:
Besides, if I did ever give it away, it'd be like to some sick kid with cancer who likes guitar and is a Bodom fan or something
&#936; Marcio &#936; says:
I want cancer now XD
&#936; Marcio &#936; says:
*starts smoking a lot of cigarettes*
Joe - Bodom was AMAZING says:
LAWL,

eh...











mmmm....

 

[Undefined]

^ Merry Christmas to you too you grinchy bastard :

 

[KillerGon]

^ Merry Christmas to you too you grinchy bastard :

you even drew my goatee... good work

 

[Undefined]

Here's a picture of me and one oif my older girlfriends:

Picture doesn't exist, just like his "girlfriend"

 

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

Picture doesn't exist, just like his "girlfriend"

nice one

 

[KillerGon]

Picture doesn't exist, just like his "girlfriend"

i could find it... but you can clearly notice that his girlfriend is "pasted" on the couch.

profanity ain't no photoshop wizard

 

[Undefined]

i could find it... but you can clearly notice that his girlfriend is "pasted" on the couch.

profanity ain't no photoshop wizard

 

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

I really hopt its really him

 

[Undefined]

I really hopt its really him

Yer mean

 

[jmbullet]

Joe pwned me on msn

Marie | COBMHCYY sanoo:
haha funny pic with Jaska and Henkka
Joe - Bodom was AMAZING sanoo:
lol
Joe - Bodom was AMAZING sanoo:
theyre both much taller than me
Marie | COBMHCYY sanoo:
lol
Marie | COBMHCYY sanoo:
indeed you're not tall but who fucking cares ?
Joe - Bodom was AMAZING sanoo:
lol
Joe - Bodom was AMAZING sanoo:
im taller than you

 

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

^ Wow, a lol-fest

 

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

I dont remember the exact quote but profanity said not too long ago that he was slow because of a shock to the head and thats why his brain was slower than normal. That was the funniest thing ive ever heard.