cock soup, now...

[Tide In Mind Out]

cock soap!

 

[Anvil]

...PLEASURE SOAP!?

 

[Captain Beard]

Is that real?

 

[Chromatose]

 

[slashvanyoung]

Is this uni-sized? Should shrink or expand to actual needs by contact with water. Is there a soap-fucking fetish? I'd bet so. I heard a guy once on radio who admitted to fuck a huge pile of raw meat once every month (spends most of his money on it)... never say never...

 

[Captain Beard]

I heard a guy once on radio who admitted to fuck a huge pile of raw meat once every month (spends most of his money on it)... never say never...

Nibble the veins... Nibble the veins.

Was his name Odin Quincannon?

 

[JenniferGentle]

Soap? Raw meat? AHHH!

 

[Captain Beard]

Is that a scream of orgasmic fantasy? "Oh god, raw meat and soap! The ecstasy of the cleanliness and filth at the same time!"

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Is that a scream of orgasmic fantasy? "Oh god, raw meat and soap! The ecstasy of the cleanliness and filth at the same time!"

 

[Chromatose]

I warsh mahself with ah steak on ah stick.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh man, I bet someone is going to make porn like that now. Meat Fantasies #33 or something. Meat in every crevice! Including the scene with the bacon grease shower as she rubs herself down with cock soap and ribeye.

 

[Chromatose]

oh boy STEAK ON A STEAK , COME BACK RENAISSANCE FESTIVALLLLLLLLL AHHHHHHH

 

[Captain Beard]

I need more drinking horns sold by buxom wenches with tits so big they bend light around them in their own gravity wells!

 

[slashvanyoung]

Oh man, I bet someone is going to make porn like that now. Meat Fantasies #33 or something. Meat in every crevice! Including the scene with the bacon grease shower as she rubs herself down with cock soap and ribeye.

On that radio show was even way more fucked up stuff. The kind of stuff that's too sick to make it up yourself (including sexual relations to a hacksaw(!), cupboard, dead people, dachshund, rose inserted to the penis, sanitary napkins, piles of other peoples hair, goldfish and an organ... good stuff) . I'd post some mp3s, but it's all in german.

 

[Anvil]

Nothing says, "I love you" like a rose in your urethra.

 

[Kellan]

Yeah that's all great and dandy until you get some soap lather in your pisshole.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Yeah that's all great and dandy until you get some soap lather in your pisshole.

That's why I stopped masturbating with soap.

 

[Psychonaut]

Why do chickens need special soap to wash??

 

[Captain Beard]

They're allergic to normal soap. This one fits over the rooster's head and scrubs his neck clean. It also stimulates his lung sack so he can hack up any phlegm he has.

 

[flying_whale]

Nothing says, "I love you" like a rose in your urethra.

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