College Experiences - You Must Have Good Ones To Tell

[MetalManCPA]

Come on - the college experience - parties and other things. You must have some good stories to tell. Good or bad - funny or sad - let us know.

I'll start with a small one:

I was a BIG drinker in my freshman year of college. Well, it went so far as drinking in class. I filled an empty Coke can with Peppermint Schnapps. I was minding my own business in my Fortran programming 101 class, sipping away, when the girl next to me decided she was thirsty. She just grabbed the can and took a swig. Of course, when you don't expect something, you react. Well, she choked big time. The teacher, upon seeing the commotion, strolled up to my seat, picked up the Coke can, took a sniff, took a sip, and without ever breaking that straight-faced look, just stared at me for a moment, then went back to the business of teaching.

I happened to be the #1 student in the class (my only #1 experience) with a 100+ average, so he never said anything to me. Needless to say, I never drank in class again - but oh, those pot brownies

Note: More stories to come. My freshman year at The University of Rhode Island : Playboy ranked us the #2 party school in the country. There are PLENTY of stories to tell.

 

[Sadistik]

Well i covered this in the 'embarrassing moment" thread, but: As a criminal justice major, we are required to do a ride along with the San Diego police (I'm at SD State univ). The cop, one Officer Mack, was nice enough and gave me a good, fun, and exciting experience. That weekend I got trashed on Jack Daniel's (my weapon of choice) with my friends and we decided it would be a good idea to walk the short 100 feet to the nearest 7-11. I walk around the back of the 7-11 and walk straight into the chest of the cop, Officer Mack. He grabs me and drags me behind the 7-11 and yells at me for a minute or two. he then told me I was lucky no other cop saw me, and let me go. Damn.
This is one you'll love:
On the first day of my freshman year (late August 2000), I was this long haired metal guy that no one could get a read on. That first night the guys and girls on the floor and I got trashed. Someone (still can't remember who, maybe this guy Nick) said "so you like metal, huh?".
Me:"Yeah. Death and Black Metal"-I'm fall down drunk at this point
Person: "Sing me a death metal song."
Me:"You wouldn't know any..."
Person:"Then sing a song I know in Death metal style"
Me:" I don't know what you know"
Person:" then sing something I'd know- a nursery rhyme"
I then proceeded to fall on the floor while singing death metal nursery rhymes. I wish I had that on tape, though people still won't let me forget about it

 

[dune_666]

I wish had a story to tell. My college experience was me in the computer labs into the night trying to find why my linked lists kept giving null pointer exceptions and why the tcp connections of my distributed file server kept hanging. College for me was very business like. I lived at home and didn't partake in any on campus activities, so I didn't establish too many personal connections.

 

[Mr. Black]

my first night at uni i was to drunk to stand, i also chose this moment to start singing, although i picked the sultans of swing by dire striates, as i was strechered to my bed by the St. Johns amberlence...two weeks later me and a friend were arrested for stealing a lamp post, and spent about 10 hours in the cells...me and another friend also devloped a vendetta against the flat on the floor above us, which resulted in me and him sneaking into their flat at 3am most friday nights and, amongst other things, pissing in their washing up liquid, hiding a kabab behind their radiator, padlocking their fridge so they couldn't eat their food, traping their doors with fireworks, and tying a short lenght of rope from their door handles to the door handle opposite so no-one could open their door until some phone a friend on his mobile to rescue them...all this because on the second night we asked them if they wanted to go the pub with us and they said no

 

[MetalManCPA]

On Sunday's, a group of around 25 of us would venture off to the football field, and play an intense game of ultimate frisbee, usually lasting 1.5-2 hours. The field was surrounded by dorms.

We would have the keg sitting right at mid-field. We generally played around 11AM. There would be 100's of people watching our game - some sitting on the balcony's of their dorms, or some in the stands. I'm not even sure how this started, but when the game was over, we would all get our first drink at the keg, then all line up at the 50-yard line, drop our drawers, and give a nice long group moon for all to see. That usually got more cheers then the game itself.

 

[Sadistik]

Last year this guy, also named Jeff and also from my town, coincidentally, a guy I knew from HS brought boxing gloves down. Everyone started boxing each other and I got stuch with Jeff, who happens to be roughly 6'9, 265. he stood there while I pummelled his ribs without flinching then when I went high caught me right below the ribs. I went flying landed on my ass too everyone watching from the dorms amusement, and my ribs hurt all summer.
A few waking up and going "who the hell?" about the person next to me stories, but I'm not really into the whole casual sex aspect of college. though those times are quite amusing later on when you find out who...
One time this year I went to a club with some friends and kept running into people from the dorms. This one girl I knew was really hot and I started my lame attempts and hitting on her. Then her football player 6'6 boyfriend with no neck showed up drunk and tried to take my head off. Being the strapping, tough, brave young man I am I...turned and ran my ass to the back of the club....

 

[E V I L]

Nice stories.

My college experience was very ho-hum, filled with occasional all-nighters of video-games, pot brownies, alchohol, lots of bars, a few clubs, one raucous fist fight - the stuff a lot of people do in or outside of college. So I don't have much to relate. If I could do it again, I'd definitely put more effort into being a free-spirited maniac. I had different values then and I'm still an introverted fellow now. A few people I know can probably write novels full of the wackiest and raunchiest college stories- and I've heard dozens, of friends in frats and friend's friends. I figure, however, there are more important things in life, and certain things, at a certain point, are just excess. But I have my regrets.

 

[MetalManCPA]

In that fateful freshman year, I lived in a suite - 4 bedrooms with a living room. Across the hall was a suite of girls.

Anyways - two girls that lived across the hall were absolutely drop-dead gorgeous, and bi-sexual too! My roommate and I were the only freshman - the others in the suite were sophmores/juniors. Anyways - at varying times - we could hear moaning and groaning coming from the girls bathroom - our bathroom was seperated from theirs by a wall. One night - I couldn't stand it any longer. There again was the groaning. So I went and got my dental mirror from my room (before this, I had no idea why I even had it). Well, thankfully, the ceilings were drop ceilings. So I stood up on the toilet seat, and carefully (and quietly) removed one of the ceiling tiles. I reached in and carefully moved one of the girls bathroom ceiling tiles, just enough so that when I put the dental mirror in the hole above my toilet, I could maneuver it and see into the girls bathroom. Well, wouldn't you know, those two gorgeous girls were having at it in the shower. Needless to say, in the months that followed, every so often, there would be a few of us standing on a toilet and peering in at these girls.

Of course, good things must come to an end, and we were caught. But they didn't really care, because they "did" everybody in our suite EXCEPT us freshman. They were sophmores, and they didn't believe in looking downstream (damn). We were all "friends" (casual - see other threads ), and many times, just going into their suite, they would open the door totally naked and just let us in, and we'd talk, while they were sitting on the couch naked. I spent more time trying to control that "hardening" feeling than actually paying attention to what we were talking about.

 

[Opet]

No stories in my college. I'd say all the real fun was had in High School. Those all seemed to be the same too though. We'd skip a class...be walking down the hallway and get seen by a "hall monitor" type and they'd call to us from the other end of the hall, but they were so far away, they couldn't really see our faces...so we'd jet and sometimes, they'd jet too right after us if they were up to it. That's when it'd get really funny. Ya know...when you're laughing so hard you ALMOST can't run anymore...but if you stop...you'll get busted so you keep going. That's was always fun.



"What do ya want us to tell the boss, Homer?"

"Tell him, I'm going to the back seat of my car...with the women I love...and I won't be back...for 10 minute!"

::crowd cheers::

 

[Opet]

I spent more time trying to control that "hardening" feeling than actually paying attention to what we were talking about.

That must have been brutal.

 

[Lina]

Originally posted by metalmancpa
So I stood up on the toilet seat, and carefully (and quietly) removed one of the ceiling tiles. I reached in and carefully moved one of the girls bathroom ceiling tiles, just enough so that when I put the dental mirror in the hole above my toilet, I could maneuver it and see into the girls bathroom. Well, wouldn't you know, those two gorgeous girls were having at it in the shower.

That was YOU in Revenge of the Nerds, wasn't it?

I've never understood how everyone dismisses "sexual experimentation" (usually straight girls pretending to be bi for the enjoyment of their asshole guy friends) by saying, "Oh, I was in college." Sure, there are more parties, so therefore more antics, but come on -- once an idiot with poor judgment, always an idiot. I guess what I mean is, I don't like those type of people, so I didn't become one just because I was in college. Whatever. I sound like a prude.

 

[MetalManCPA]

Originally posted by Lina
That was YOU in Revenge of the Nerds, wasn't it?

I've never understood how everyone dismisses "sexual experimentation" (usually straight girls pretending to be bi for the enjoyment of their asshole guy friends) by saying, "Oh, I was in college." Sure, there are more parties, so therefore more antics, but come on -- once an idiot with poor judgment, always an idiot. I guess what I mean is, I don't like those type of people, so I didn't become one just because I was in college. Whatever. I sound like a prude.

From my vantage point - I guess I'm not sure if it was just experimentation, an act for the "guys", or actually two girls who liked each other? And that was over 20 years ago, when this stuff was more in the closet. But you absolutely don't sound like a prude.

...and I'm a nerd?

 

[Lina]

Haven't you seen that movie? There's this scene where they rig up a sorority house so they can spy on the girls.

Actually, my comment didn't apply to your post so much, because those girls didn't seem to know they were being watched. It's indeed unusual to see "lipstick lesbians," so you struck gold. But I've just heard people tell these unbelievable stories -- like, straight guys allowing their friends to fuck them in the ass -- and then say, "yeah, but it was in college." on what planet?! LOL.

 

[MetalManCPA]

Yeah - that was a great movie - but somehow, I considered myself on that toilet seat for the purpose of gaining a better understanding of the female human anatomy for the sake of education, and not just a "nerd"

And I think more people than not used college as an excuse to do things they never could while living at home. I guess they felt those 4 years were their time to "break" loose, find themselves, and all that crap. But I guess those "anal" stories came after my college time

 

[transfixed]

my college experiences thus far have been pretty boring
basically, it's exactly the way dune_666 put it.

damn segfaults

 

[Claire's Horror]

well, I've just finished my first semester at college, and all in all it was pretty boring, except for a trip we made on a holiday. 5 friends and I decided to drink the fuck out of ourselves in a small rural town a few miles from the city. so one morning we filled the ice cage with beer cans just to have it empty two hours later. 3 of us were totally gone (I between them) while 2 remained with a bit of concience. so we decided to take a walk on the streets and these two fuckers came up with a pretty good practical joke: there was this Alcoholics Anonyms place and they pointed at it and said, "look, a bar", and we three rushed toward it, slammed the doors wide open (real strongly) and then my friend suddenly realizes and shouts, "IT'S NOT A BAR!", and there we go running away as fast as we could while a guy comes out and yells at us, "wait! wait! we can help you!!!", hahaha. they will remind us that one for a long time, I can bet, hehe.

 

[bleed for me]

papa opeth the stoner

 

[without]

I'm student in a girl school...it's really fucking boring and the most crazy thing we've done was to put alots of condoms in the different places of the school (teachers rooms table, directo's room door etc etc).. isn't funny at all but it's great to see their face..
well..
it can be much more funny to put it in the rigth place

 

[MetalManCPA]

Originally posted by bleed for me
papa opeth the stoner

Who? Me?

I remember a boilermaker party with about 8 other people (half from the football team). I'm only 160 lbs - but as I lifted boilermaker #14 to my lips - EVERYBODY else was passed out.

The ONLY drinking contest in college I ever lost (all contests occurred in my freshman year): I was in the college pub, and some of us were challenging each other by chugging pitchers of beer. Well, another footbal player (they like to drink) and I chugged down our pitchers, and we both finished at about the same time. Well, in the moments afterwards, as we were deciding who won, he unceremoniously barfed into the pitcher, then drank it back up. ------------ I conceded that match.

 

[Opet]

Ewe! How foul!

MATCH!