Commando... possibly funniest movie line ever???

[Guerrilla]

Ahahaha... who's seen this movie???
Arnold's fighting with this big black dude, the black guy pulls out a gun, points it to Arnold's face and says "Fuck you asshole"... *click*, gun's empty. Arnold looks at the black dude... "No. Fuck YOU asshole"... HAHAHAHAHA what a classic line man Arnold's one funny motherfucker... go here to listen to it if you don't know what I'm talking about Fuck YOU asshole

 

[neal]

i fucking love that movie. i used to rent it all the time when i was a kid. soo fuckin cheesy. its a classic!
-neal

 

[Karmic]

- So now we can negotiate, right?

- Wrong *BLAM*

 

[azal]

 

[LSDphilosophy]

hahahaha commando is a classic. arnold films are hilarious. I used to watch this one when I was a kid all the time

 

[neal]

hahaha what a badass. i love that scene in the garden when he mows down like 30 guys with a machine gun hahaha.
-neal

 

[jimbobhickville]

classic line from Commando, right after throwing a pipe through a guy, and a bunch of steam is pouring out through the pipe:

"Let off some steam Bennett"

Or when he's holding the guy above the cliff by his ankles:

Guy: "I thought you said you'd kill me last"
Arnold: "I Lied" (then he drops him)

Awesome stuff.

 

[Guerrilla]

Lady - What did you do with Sully?
Arnold - I let him go. (the guy he dropped)

chee-sy!

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

as jimbob said, that "let out some steam bennet" is the best fucing line. how 'bout in Eraser when the bad guys car is stuck on some train tracks and gets hit by a train. someone asks Arnie "what happneed to so and so?" to which he repleis "he caught the last train". oh my god! excelent
i used to watch commando almost everyday

 

[neal]

yeh arnold has some of the best(as in worst) lines ever hahaha.
-neal

 

[jimbobhickville]

Hey there light bulb, hey christmas tree, come get me

name that movie (might not be an exact quote)

 

[Nevermore26]

The Running Game

How about,

"C'mon!! Kill me!! I'm right here!"

Nevermore...

 

[DecTV]

I've lost count on how many times I've seen Commando. Did you guys know that Alyssa Milano played Arnold's daughter in that movie? On one scene Arnold fell on Alyssa's leg and broke it.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"You broke my leg" "You should drink more milk girly girl, yeeah"

 

[jimbobhickville]

Distorted: I knew it was Alyssa, but I never heard about the broken leg thing.

Nevermore26: Yeah, Running Man was right, your quote is from Predator, so easy.

Another great Predator quote, not involving Arnold though:
You're hit man; you're bleeding.
I ain't got time to bleed.
Oh yeah? You got time to duck?

Ah, awesome stuff. Does anyone remember what Arnold says in Total Recall after he holds the guy hanging out of the elevator until his arms get chopped off and his body falls (bad guy played by Michael Ironside)? I can't remember it, but it was pretty classic I think.

 

[lizard]

my favorite movie of that type was Action Jackson, with Carl Weathers as the cop.

Police Captain: you're too violent!! you almost ripped that man's arm off!
Action Jackson: He had a spare!

this is a cool movie to rent if you're with friends drinking, or doing bong rips.

 

[Guerrilla]

In Total Recall, after the bad guy falls, I think Arnold says "See you at the party", hahahaha...

 

[TrueBeliever]

Cheesy? Bah. Urban Commando with Hulk Hogan is cheesy.

 

[Guerrilla]

Kinda irrelevant but has anyone seen the movie Omega Doom? It's from 1996... It was on tv a couple of years ago and I saw it not knowing what it was and it has to be one of the worst movies ever made. Funny thing is I managed to watch the whole thing from beginning to end.

 

[StormMaiden]

One of my favorites is Toxic Avenger...I know its not an action movie but still damn funny...