Conspicuously Absent hates children, so we hate him

[Reign in Acai]

Maren is barren.

 

[NAD]

SPORTSMANSHIP
FUCK YEAH!

For the most part, kids are annoying. I have several Couple Friends that bug the shit out of me and the woman to getmarried/havekids and I say "yeah yeah yeah, eventually" most of the time. The people we care about most (me ma & me grammaw and her ma & her sister, respectively) never make mention of it, or actively discourage both forms of behaviour.

I have much more important things to do than breed or get legally bound to someone who may get sick of me 10 years from now.

EDIT: PS: <3 CA

EDIT EDIT: I totally don't hate kids.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: This is actually about the 5th edit now, not the third. My grammEr is, how you say... mongoloid.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is beginning to resemble one half of a two-dimensional pyramid.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Remember that one Married... With Children when Kelly had her own show? DUN-NAH! DUN-NAH! DUN-NAH! DUN-NAH! DUN-NAH! DUN-NAH! KIDS!!!

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT:

KIDS!​

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I hate the fuck out of kids (figuratively speaking).

 

[AsModEe]

if I ever want to have a new girlfriend, I better damn love kids.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

if I ever want to have a new girlfriend, I better damn love kids.

goin' after the MILFs are ya?



SHAZZAM!

 

[Chromatose]

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Remember that one Married... With Children when Kelly had her own show? DUN-NAH! DUN-NAH! DUN-NAH! DUN-NAH! DUN-NAH! DUN-NAH! KIDS!!!

hahahahhaha

just saw that one last night.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I hate what kids become...



Teenagers!

 

[Guthrum]

A year or two ago I wanted kids and said I'd never turn out to be one of those kid hating, no soul-having goobs, but that's pretty much where I am right now. Maybe eventually I'll have kids and get married, but not anytime soon.

 

[Mormagil]

Kids are great. Teenagers are fine if you know how to handle them. I'm confident in my ability not to raise a total shithead, so if I ever run into someone who will allow me to impregnate her I'll probably take her up on the offer.

I don't hate Conspicuously Absent; he makes me smile.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Kids are great. Teenagers are fine if you know how to handle them. I'm confident in my ability not to raise a total shithead, so if I ever run into someone who will allow me to impregnate her I'll probably take her up on the offer.

I'm sure theres a sweet spot between 7 and 11 where they are fun. But beforehand all I've ever seen is loud, smelly, loud, or sleeping. After this sweet spot, comes teenagers. Which can be good, but the way society is spiraling downwards, are just as likely to be a piece of shit. Thats another fear, if I had a child and it became some sort of gangsta/thug/goon/blooding fucking moron(I don't mean intelligence-wise)... I'd have to kill it.

I don't hate Conspicuously Absent; he makes me smile.

<3

Damnit, Andrew, I don't understand how you could be so put off by children. Some long days at work, seeing a little kid totally awestruck by the simplest things, smiling, happy, curious, outgoing, and all that seems like the only thing that keeps me from losing it.

Not sure whether to feel sorry for you or just be confused.

Some long days at work somebody brings their child to work(sick, babysitter sick, whatever). The child is quiet at first, then it gets bored... and starts yelling. Or it starts playing with somebody, and starts yelling. Or 59060985797 people swarm around the child and start making annoying noises because they are obligated to ooooohhh and ahhhh over children. Also annoying.

Don't feel sorry for me, I've experienced children and just can't stand them. I'll live, and I'm not the only one. I know about a dozen people of a similar mindset. Some don't even hate children, they just don't want them. I'm also not optimistic enough about the future of the planet, to selfishly bring a child into a possible warzone/disaster area.

For the most part, kids are annoying. I have several Couple Friends that bug the shit out of me and the woman to getmarried/havekids and I say "yeah yeah yeah, eventually" most of the time. The people we care about most (me ma & me grammaw and her ma & her sister, respectively) never make mention of it, or actively discourage both forms of behaviour.

I hate people who seem to expect you have some societal obligation to reproduce. Theres plenty of humans to go around, and none of us have some sort of OMG ultra genes.

 

[lurch70]

Some long days at work somebody brings their child to work(sick, babysitter sick, whatever). The child is quiet at first, then it gets bored... and starts yelling. Or it starts playing with somebody, and starts yelling. Or 59060985797 people swarm around the child and start making annoying noises because they are obligated to ooooohhh and ahhhh over children. Also annoying.

In reality kids act out what adults also would like to on a daily basis, they are just allowed to, we are expected not to as we are supposed to be "adults".

The next time you are around a particular kid for an extended amount of time, just try to follow what they do and what they experience. And i can almost guarantee that if you put yourself in their shoes and don't have to "control yourself" because you are an adult, you would react as they would to situations.

I am sure everyone wants to freak out and throw tantrums several times a day ...

 

[E-bortion]

yes, dig a nice big ball of shit out of your anus and paste it on something. tell me how that makes you feel. frankly, i understand both sides. i can't wait to have kids of my own some day but i really do hate most kids. however, i think it has to mostly do with the way these kids are raised. blame the real culprit: bad parents who are

a. too afraid to punish
b. spoil and reward too much
c. on the other end of the spectrum, abusive.

once again, the root of the problem lies in bad parenting and this day and age. sometimes though, the little shit demons are just born evil and the best parents couldn't change that.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

you're more than likely right, Mr.Pee, but I'm thinking of the child that will never exist by saying, I have no intention of taking the chance of producing such a thing that I will hate.

You (people)may feel I'm missing something, but if I can live what I consider to be a fulfilling and meaningful existence without them... why not?

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Since I'm still a kid, hate me if you will and probably already do, my opinion goes as far as this. Kids are cute untill they get to five, than they learn enough stuff to be fucking annoying and from here it's all down hill.

 

[lurch70]

You (people)may feel I'm missing something, but if I can live what I consider to be a fulfilling and meaningful existence without them... why not?

hehe, I think you're not fully convinced of that yet Andy ... its you that kind of keeps bringing the topic up once in awhile

but more power to you whatever you decide. I have people in my family that never had kids, ones that had just one, and ones that have a handful ... couldn't really tell you which ones are more fulfilled ... each lifestyle you choose comes with its own set of problems regardless.

 

[Reign in Acai]

My half-brother's father is a good for nothing 18th street gangbanger who probably got shanked in an alley way years ago for all I know. Therefore, I'm the only male role model in his life (lucky for him, seeing that I'm fucking awesome). Just being a part-time parent to that young lad is all the parenting I wish to experience at this stage of the game.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I used to be part in raising a little child. She was a little nubian nugget named Sarah, and I loved her dearly. Now the closest thing I have is my Tibetan sponsor child, which, though rewarding, does not quite equal that of a relationship with actual interaction.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i don't think i want any kids of my own, not for a very long time anyway. but, working in childcare proved to me that kids aren't as bad as i thought they were. i found out that i'm pretty good at getting kids interested in doing constructive things rather than just vegging out & misbehaving. probably the most rewarding moment of that job was seeing the kids' reactions when they found out that i was leaving and moving away. especially from the 2-3 year olds. not that i liked seeing them upset, but it was just kind of amazing for me that these kids held me in any regard. one of them said "don't go, aunt cawa."

aww

 

[skeptik]

I hated kids until my nephew was born, with whom I've been integrally involved in raising. I think that I lucked out though, because he's a very well behaved and loving child. A lot of kids and their general habits still annoy me, but I'm pretty sure that goes for damn near everyone. I do think that I'll most likely have a child or two one day, but I don't want them any time soon.

 

[Guthrum]

Yeah, the only kid I can even stand is my niece. She's way too smart for a three year old. It amazes me sometimes the stuff she'll say.