corn flakes are like slow passionate sex

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

that sweet gentle entry... (eating those flaked lovlies)
that WONDERFUL exit ... (removing those flakes between the teeth)

 

[Brooks]

The difference is that you dont have to wait 15 minutes and smoke a cigarette between bowls of cereal

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Cracklin oat bran is better.

 

[Brooks]

Trader Joes Super Nutty Toffee Clusters FTW

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I love cereal.
Especially the one that tastes like wild berries

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

If cereal is like sex.........um, your doing it wrong.

 

[Shpongled]

I love cereal.
Especially the one that tastes like wild berries

Yeah, those are pretty good. I like the strawberry kind!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I never liked sweet sugary cereals much. If you want dessert for breakfast, just eat a fuckin donut. I'll stick with Chex or Cheerios or the like, with fresh fruit. Bowl of corn Chex with blackberries or diced peaches...OH GOD SO DELICIOUS.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Brooks]

If cereal is like sex.........um, your doing it wrong.

Or you're eating some damned good cereal!

 

[Captain Beard]

Count Chocula!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

go listen to your non-amazing KNOWN metal you fucking fag

 

[Captain Beard]

Whilst you listen to music so obscure only you, Matt, and some crazy guy living in the band'd studio know it exists? Surely.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Matt and I like WAYYYYYY different music, buddy.

BUT CHROMIE AND I! WHoo boy. The offsprings that we could make!!!

by the bym your post was way too harsh for an obvious joke. I blame the count for dulling your wits.

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't think I was joking.

 

[Chromatose]

yeah, no one likes matt's music hahaha


but is there even such a thing as obscure music anyway, nowadays? I think.. NO

edit: outside of local bands who only have self-recorded demos or something equally unworthy of qualification, or a guy sitting at his computer with robots to do his musical bidding that he only saves as mp3s for his own personal amusement

 

[Metal head87]

that sweet gentle entry... (eating those flaked lovlies)
that WONDERFUL exit ... (removing those flakes between the teeth)

With bran, the wonderful exit is when you sit on the toilet and wipe with Charmin.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I don't think I was joking.

Again, dullwit, *MY* obvious joke.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I mean... come the fuck on. Who seriously says FLAT FUCKING OUT, "Go listen to your KNOWN metal" ?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

and where the fuck is Matt, anyway?! FUCK.