Corniest song title / chorus ever ?

[Lumox]

For me its 'Be My Druidess' by Type O Negative. Its also gotta be the worst album in my collection.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Haha, thanks for giving me another reason to hate Type O.

 

[no country for old wainds]

The 'corniest' chorus ever is most definitely Metallica - My Friend of Misery. ARGH.

Not sure about the 'corniest' title.

 

[Nocturnal Emperor]

anything by the band H.I.M

 

[Torment]

Anything by DragonForce and similar power metal bands. I can't remember the chorus exactly I have in mind, but its something along the lines of:

"destroying your evil with justice and truth! we ride on together in the sunset!"

Its kind of funny just thinking about it..

 

[VicRattlhd502]

I love Pink Floyd, but one of the most ridiculous song titles is their song "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict" from the Album 'UmmaGumma'. What was Roger Waters on when he thought this up!?

"...oh, by the way, which one's Pink?"

 

[Soilent Goat]

The first song off Iced Earth's Something Wicked...was cheese enough to have me dismiss the cd from my player for life.

 

[plfffffft]

What was Roger Waters on when he thought this up!?

Probably a lot of acid.

 

[Wicked Child]

For corniest title..."Heavy Metal Hamsters" by Helloween...what the fuck!?

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

@Wicked Child: actually that one is funny, and it was just a joke.

On-topic: everything from Manowar and Rhapsody...broaf...

 

[Nocturnal Emperor]

yeah i forgot to mention manowar oh and emerald sword by rhapsody is a great song but so very cheesy

 

[Diluvial_bloodshed]

Any Bal-Sagoth stuff.

 

[Lycanthrope]

corniest title? pretty much any given cannibal corpse song. come to think of it, alot of death metal song titles and lyrics are pretty hilarious.

 

[MURAI]

Anal Cunt - Anal Cunt Fans Are Gay

 

[Effected Soilworker]

Salmon Hater- 6.66- that entire song is a heap of crap- Adelaide fish metal represent!

 

[Nightmarez]

Anal Cunt - Anal Cunt Fans Are Gay

 

[Astral Poetry]

Gamma Ray - something blackhole or the other. The song sounded like a goddamn muppet was singing.

 

[FailingAcension]

Yeah, I know, that was what I was going to put.

 

[Lycanthrope]

How could I forget AC!?
At least they intentionally promote themselves as a joke. They never intended to be taken seriously. They're just death metal satire.

The ones who are really funny are the bands who actually expect people to buy into this evil, twisted facade they maintain (i.e. cannibal corpse, deicide, etc.) They get a vocalist who sounds like an 80 year old emphysema patient who lost his electronic voice box, get him to sing half-wit lyrics about torture and murder, and think it sounds bad-ass evil! OOOOOOH, SCAAAARY!!!

pussies!

 

[ffanatic]

Almost every song title on the new Children of Bodom CD is pretty corny, but the CD rocks, which is odd.