Corniest song title / chorus ever ?

[vic was 'ere]

Am I allowed to submit titles of non metal songs with corny titles? There is an aussie punk band called Frenzal Rhomb, whose song titles include things like: U.S. Anus, Genitals are Funny, Cocksucker, World's Fuckedest Cunt.

Not exactly metal but I thought the song titles are corny enough to include here, that's all.

Metal-wise, Bad Seed and Poor Twisted Me (both by Metallica) are lyrically quite corny.

 

[Bryant]

The goofiest has to be the pre-chorus to Accept's "Losers and Winners" from BttW... "Write a Letter !!" Fortunately, the band sounds good enough to get by with any lyrics and the song is cool anyway.

Bryant

 

[metalicarus88]

i dunno mayde in chorus "dog faced gods", good song but what's with the chorus?

 

[flip`]

Neurobox - Ocho the Lovebud

Neurobox are a bunch of corny fuckers anyway.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Epic bump.

"Fucking Your Ghost in Chains of Ice" (by Leviathan) is my new favorite song title.

Also @wainds you posted in this thread 14 years ago. Hope you feel old now.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Holy fucking necro.

Anything by Firewind should take the cake here.

 

[EspaDa]

Marital Decimation by Suffocation is my fav I guess

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Good luck topping this...

 

[CiG]

Yeah we get it you hate America.

The rap section of this shitty song: