Dude, I am going to be SOOOOO pissed off if you switch out my deodorant for Nair again this year. You KNOW I prefer you to switch it with my Gold Bond Medicated jock cream.
HAHAHA! ONE of these years I WILL buy an identical toothbrush to yours,
and take pictures of it between my toes, in my corsetted butt crack, and THEN send them to you a week or so AFTER Prog Power!
If you continue to fart in your sleep, I will but Ben Gay in your visine!