Cradle Of Filth = highly innovative band

[Henrik Main]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2923352

Hilarious.

 

[polarity]

There is no way that is not a troll.

 

[Henrik Main]

I really, really hope it is, but I fear it isn't

 

[polarity]

I don't see how someone can have been "listening to death metal for 7 years" and still have such a limited knowledge as to think ULVER is obscure. Either he's a troll, or an idiot and a liar.

 

[Henrik Main]

Probably just an idiot. Brilliant post, by the way.

 

[Tanith]

Even worse is to claim to have been listening to Death metal for 7 years, then say that CoF inspired melodic death.

WTF?!

 

[Terrifyer]

its your twin!! both of you have the same avatar




and yeah I remember when I first got into metal too

 

[no country for old wainds]

"Inspired melodic death" would be far less silly than "helped to create melodic metal" which he did in fact say.

 

[Henrik Main]

If he'd been my twin, I would've.. Hmmmm.. Done something nasty to him What a silly silly man.

 

[Under a Stone]

Trolls annoy me for the most part, though this one made Laugh.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Wow this guy is a sad case. And I think he's serious. That "melodic metal" thing was unbelievably retarded...

 

[Demiurge]

i liked it when he name-dropped chris barnes

 

[Tanith]

i liked it when he name-dropped chris barnes

Someone should set Seth Putnam on him.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Someone should set Seth Putnam on him.

"Emperor101 is Gay"

He thinks Cradle of Filth are black metal
He also thinks they invented melodic metal
His favorite book is "The Rise and Fall of Metal"
Even though that's the real title

Chrous:
Emperor101 is gay
Emperor101 is gay
Emperor101 is gay
Emperor101 is gay

He hung out with Chris Barnes
He "sports out old school Cradle"
He hangs out with his homies
He's also a prepie fag

ChorusX4

That's my terrible attempt at an Anal Cunt song.

 

[Tanith]

It doesn't take much to write an Anal Cunt song, so i'd say thats a pretty good attempt.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

"Emperor101 is Gay"

He thinks Cradle of Filth are black metal
He also thinks they invented melodic metal
His favorite book is "The Rise and Fall of Metal"
Even though that's the real title

Chrous:
Emperor101 is gay
Emperor101 is gay
Emperor101 is gay
Emperor101 is gay

He hung out with Chris Barnes
He "sports out old school Cradle"
He hangs out with his homies
He's also a prepie fag

ChorusX4

That's my terrible attempt at an Anal Cunt song.

That's actually similar to their stuff.