Cradle of Filth or Dimmu Borgir, who looks more dumb

MCR Aren't british. What are you talking about? :lol: They're definately american, definately.
 
I've now seen both Dimmu Borgir and Cradle of Filth live. Cradle definately looks more fucking retarded, hands down :lol:

Also, Borgir's back-up singer isn't a fat ugly piece of shit who's mic is so low you can't ever hear.
 
Drummer: The invisible man. I didn't have a clue about him or his whereabouts til showtime. Then he disappeared as soon as he got offstage. No opinion.

Keyboardist: See above.

Sarah: I didn't speak to her or spend too much time around her but she impressed me as goes- Pretentious mediocre 1st Soprano who was always placed in the most inconvenient places when I needed to get work done to make the show go smoothly. I had to listen to that whore warm up all day and disappoint me by sounding like shit and at a low volume. Also, I think she's fucking one of the dudes in GWAR. She wouldn't keep her hands off of him once he stripped down to his stage garb. Her face is pretty, but that's about it.

Charles: Rhythm guitarist, gentleman, polite, proper, quiet, spent the day with his girlfriend, asked if I could show his girlfriend around the venue while he warmed up, tossed some chocolate my way and showed me how to make "a proper coffee with shite American beans and milk". They made a good choice in adding him to the lineup. He's a good musician as well.

Dave: Bassist, womanizer, gentleman, friendly, very polite and surprisingly smart enough to catch that he didn't have a chance at getting in my pants. He kept up the kind gestures even after I informed him that the most he'd be getting is a drunken escort down the hall at the end of the night. He's a character I hope to meet again.

Paul: Everything anyone could ever want in an idol/hero. Yelled at my co-worker (fuckin sound guy) for talking down to me and trying to give me orders (he can't), gave me nothing but respect and undivided attention, compared what I plan to do and what I've done to what he's done with his career, gave me a lot of advice and supported my opinions with facts... in the end he gave me his side (graphic art) project's 2008 calendar, offered to help me however he can to get started and move overseas "starting last month", and shared with me the "fine art" of packing a bowl and "skinning up" (rolling a joint). Composition called for the tempting pleasure, of course! We stumbled out of the venue at 2:30am and as he struggled to stand and talk to fans at the bus, I waved goodbye and walked into oblivion... to the bus stop 5 blocks away. :p

Dani: Just filthy. Pretentious, cocky, snooty, stereotypical lead singer. I didn't give him the time of day as it would have been a waste of good energy. @ Lady_Laiho: His wife was with him and it was their wedding anniversary.



2 things Paul and I discussed which may be of interest to you all:

He said Adrian more or less dragged down the last few album which sucked because he "got sloppy" and didn't play with heart anymore. During those albums he was spending more and more time with his wife and eventually told the band what they already knew- that he was leaving to start a band with his wife. Paul completely disapproved of it and still does. He said the new drummer "is excellent and has impeccable devotion to his instrument". "The new material is going back to the Dusk and Her Embrace sound. Fuck that other shit, I'm taking us back to our best. I promise you that."

I brought up the Cradle vs Dimmu topic. He flipped shit and went on a 5 minute rant about how much he hates the questions and allegations from opposing fans and press. He ended with saying "We're two fucking different bands. We're surely two very different groups of people. Fucking hell we are. Our material's different and we're NOT trying to imitate each other in the least. In fact, Dani and I have all of Dimmu's albums, and Shagrath has all of ours. We listen to it too! Fuck everybody and their childish shit with us. Sometimes I'm tempted to say 'would you like me to call Shagrath? I'm sure he'd love to tell you off as well!'. So, that's that. Now, in regards to who looks more ridiculous onstage... we have dancers on stilts! Come now... let's not be TOO serious... no comment on Dimmu and the Satan scheme though. Ever seen Shagrath after a night of hard drinking? Grim indeed hahah."



There ya go.