Cradle of Filth sucks huge squirrel-balls

[Dead Winter]

That's what I thought at first, but then I realized that they got most of their stuff from the BG show back in the day. The whole puppet thing, you know?

"Oh I know all about you people. You just want to take advantage of me and put your finger inside me...well I'm not gonna do it."

LOL!!!!!!

 

[Metal head87]

yes, people either get the crave regularly or just despise it. and all of this has given me the crave, luckily theres a WC a short bus ride from here

You're from Flushing? Do you mean the White Castle by the mall?

 

[Dead Winter]

Back on topic, but FOR JUST A SECOND because COF isn't good enough for the awesomeness of this thread. My wife just downloaded some stuff from the new COF...she's in the bathroom vomiting right now.

 

[flying_whale]

Dani filth is an inteligent guy, but shitty metal frontman

 

[NeonBlack69]

Nirvana>>>>>>Cradle of Filth...which is not to say that CoF is without merit. I can recall a decent track or two from their earlier stuff.

 

[Metal head87]

Back on topic, but FOR JUST A SECOND because COF isn't good enough for the awesomeness of this thread. My wife just downloaded some stuff from the new COF...she's in the bathroom vomiting right now.

Cradle Of Filth causes anorexia!!!! I would have though Anorexia Nervosa, a band almost as crappy, would cause that

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Sonic's food sucks. The corny dogs, tots, and cheese sticks are okay and most of the drinks are good. But the food is terrible. Almost as bad as Burger King.

I want to eat at Burzum's.

 

[Metal head87]

Pffft, Dimmu Burger is way better. They use better quality ingredients.

But the Krusty Krab is the best fast food. I want me a Krabby Patty!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Krusty Krab isn't some place I'd want to eat seeing as how it sounds like slang for VD.

 

[Metal head87]

What about the Chum Bucket? The owner is a diabolical mastermind with a restaurant made entirely out of metal. Very tr00, even though he is only a couple of inches tall.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

What about the Chum Bucket? The owner is a diabolical mastermind with a restaurant made entirely out of metal. Very tr00, even though he is only a couple of inches tall.

Better than The Cum Dumpster.

 

[Captain Beard]

Assuming Plankton's food was acceptable, I'd eat there.

 

[Blacken the angel]

What about this COF ?

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

I feel sick.

 

[Super Mahrio]

If you "k00l metalheads" can't appreciate their first couple of albums
please don't even consider yourself as a person
with good opinion about music.

The first couple of albums RULE. Just because emo-joe-schmo likes them
too, does not make YOU look less k00l.



oh yeah, the new Cradle sucks balls though.

...im sorry Karen but i cannot and will not agree...the only thing i like about those records is Liv Kristines guest vocals

 

[bloodroses75]

Main reason why I think Cradle of Filth sucks? Every talentless garage band around here that can't sing, hold a rhythm, or play more than a few notes have Cradle of Filth as their biggest influence. Crap music breeds even crappier music. We even have a funny saying around here when we hear a really bad band of "they're trying to sound like Cradle of Filth".


Actually, most black/death metal seems to be rather bad. While there are some major standouts like Rotting Christ, 'early' Orphaned Land, Amon Amarth, Children of Bodom, and a few others, most of the scene suffers the same issues of overly crap voice, no rhythm, and no talent to be able to play. Guess we can blame Venom and Mayhem for that....

 

[nckissfan]

yeah, but you can paint your face, and that makes it all better. right?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Man, talk about thread-omancy.

 

[Shpongled]

I miss this board's old days. I can't believe I've been posting here for closer to 20 years, long before UM ever took over. Fuck, time flies. It's almost 7pm. I should get ready for bed.

 

[nckissfan]

don't forget to take your 1 aDay