Crom!
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Lord Foul
I don't spank men
I didn't think something could be completely stupid and completely awesome at the same time. I now know that I was wrong.
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
probably a very uncomfortable guitar. looks cheesy too.. Thus i label the purchaser of the guitar above as a fag
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Metalmilitia2000
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neal
wizard in black
If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, "What is the riddle of steel?" If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!
Captain Beard
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I dunno whether to retch or squeal at that guitar.
Also, its a role playing game neal. Just tell him that.
Forget that "true strength of steel is in the hand that wields it" horseshit.
Also, its a role playing game neal. Just tell him that.
Forget that "true strength of steel is in the hand that wields it" horseshit.
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neal
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ok Conan the Barbarian is fucking serious business, and shall not be spoken of within 5 sentences of a fucking role playing game, unless the sentence is, "Role playing games are pretty stupid, but CONAN THE FUCKING BARBARIAN RULES."
Captain Beard
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Ok, try this. "Humanity tried to make a horrible role playing game, but just between us, WE know the power of steel depends on the virtue of the hand it is in *wink*" Instant access.
On his behalf I declare UNACCEPTABLE. Now slowly repeat after me,
"Role playing games are pretty stupid, but CONAN THE FUCKING BARBARIAN RULES."
"Role playing games are pretty stupid, but CONAN THE FUCKING BARBARIAN RULES."
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