Oh dear GOD

[Detective Clarence Beauregard]

This one is just as band, if not worse!

http://www.guitarsite.com/newsletters/gnw/images/ugly06/01-11penis.jpg

It kind of reminds me of that old Godzilla monster. All it needs is one more head!

 

[Kenneth R.]

I need a sword guitar that doesn't have wings on it. Wings get in the way of carnage.