Current beer/shot count

Last night I went out to celebrate with some friends. I intended to stay for a couple hours and have enough to get buzzed. Instead I got as drunk as I have ever been in my life and apparently I ended up back at my house at some point, but I don't remember getting here.
 
What does that mean, Max?

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I'm too impatient for the club tonight so I started the day by opening my moms white Zangief or whatever it's called. An hour later, I'm on my third sip, because this is truly revolting.