D-A-D have things ass-backwards

[phlogiston]

From the man wot only needs two strings:

http://easylearn2playguitar.com/guitar/most-hilarious-guitar-design-ever/

 

[phlogiston]

And on the other end of the spectrum:

http://homepage.mac.com/melissayork22/Butchies/images/images-Images/kaiaCT.jpg

 

[Winmar]

They're both pretty mad, but the second one's just silly!