Dan reviews @ globaldomination

[Hot Karl]

That website is "fucken" terrible. I can't stand it. It's just a website so the current generation of "fans" can talk shit—since that's all they like to do. Bad grammar, bad spelling, virtually zero musical knowledge, and no comedic ability whatsoever. That website sucks.

And yes, I've hated that site for a long time now.

Sounds like someone got kicked off their forums...

 

[Eyesore]

Sounds like someone got kicked off their forums...

Uh...no. It's just a shitty webzine. Plain and simple.

 

[Hot Karl]

So that makes it on par with your reviews then.

I think the reviews are quite amusing and the interviews are even better.

 

[Lord K]

HK: Yeah, we all know how pissy some man-loving people get when they get kicked off the forum. I say "fuck him", "fuck his spelling" and "fuck him again".

Suck my big, black dick, loser.

Oh, and best of all: The cumstain hates the site and still reads it. I love it.

 

[Naglfar]

HK: Yeah, we all know how pissy some man-loving people get when they get kicked off the forum. I say "fuck him", "fuck his spelling" and "fuck him again".

Suck my big, black dick, loser.

Oh, and best of all: The cumstain hates the site and still reads it. I love it.

The homophobia burns my eyessssssssssssssssss ahguaguha

Edit: Nevermind, that was his semen.

 

[Eyesore]

HK: Yeah, we all know how pissy some man-loving people get when they get kicked off the forum. I say "fuck him", "fuck his spelling" and "fuck him again".

Suck my big, black dick, loser.

Oh, and best of all: The cumstain hates the site and still reads it. I love it.

What's this?

And my reviews are excellent.

 

[Lord K]

Thanx for yer application for GD, Ballsore, unfortunately I think your writing is quite the sucky one and more importantly - you are too fucken ugly to hire.

Now, never e-mail us again.

 

[paradoxile]

pwnd by K

 

[Hot Karl]

What's this?

And my reviews are excellent.

Eh, maybe. You're from the land of the Red Sox and Pats, so you must be killed

 

[paradoxile]

you forgot the celtics

 

[Hot Karl]

Ah yeah, I'm not a basketball fan though. Larry Bird had a cool moustache.

 

[Naglfar]

you forgot the celtics

that's fair, though, they haven't been relevant since 1989 =P

 

[paradoxile]

that's fair, though, they haven't been relevant since 1989 =P

true

 

[Eyesore]

Thanx for yer application for GD, Ballsore, unfortunately I think your writing is quite the sucky one and more importantly - you are too fucken ugly to hire.

Now, never e-mail us again.

Owned? In light of this post, I stand as a sexy genius.

EDIT: By the way, asshole, I love the Odyssey EP.

 

[Lord K]

EDIT: By the way, asshole, I love the Odyssey EP.

What a shame, I certainly didn't write any of the material for you. I hate you, you know. You are my bitch.

:danceboy:

 

[Naglfar]

omfg it's the first flamewar of Dan's forum!

 

[AnTz0r]

afaic K can be a prick all he wants, but please on his own site. i am not saying he's bad, but when i visit GD i know the kind of language i can expect. i've always liked this forum because it's such a friendly place. please let this not become the opeth forum...

 

[L0bster]

yup, enough of this pie-throwing nonsense.

 

[paradoxile]

denna forum är på alla sidor ostmetal och manligt snabbmat som biff på werners wise...den är inte omkring pajkastar

 

[Lord K]

You guys are as fucken amusing as gonorrhea.

Paradox: Excellent post, though.