dane cook isn't funny

Actually I know fuck all about comedians haha. All I know is I've heard Mitch Hedberg a couple times and he just randomly says weird shit that's supposed to be funny. It's just one-liner after one-liner and they aren't very funny. What he said about being in a death metal band was funny though. "We just called ourselves 'Injured'"

I guess I just have a hard time laughing at someone who is intentionally trying to make me do it.
 
SSJ4SephirothX said:
You know who's fucking hilarious stand-up?

Bob Saget.
Hell yeah! I watch that video show he used to do for his stand up!
Why did the person throw his watch out the window? Eh screw it, I cannot pretend to think Bob Faggot is funny.
 
I heard he brings people on stage to smoke cigerettes from their ass sometimes. Now that's prop comedy!
 
Vic Rattlehead said:
Is the board doomed to have a daily "Comedy died with ____________" post?
Is Rodney Dangerfield the name you're looking for?

But as well as, "George Carlin isn't dead yet."
 
the_drip said:
lol. as far as the new comics go I like

Daniel Tosh
Jim gaffigan
Hedberg - RIP
Dave Attel
Galifinakis

....that's about it.
I like Gaffigan and Tosh a lot,too, but Brian Regan can't be beaten IMO.
 
Dane Cook is pretty funny

and to whoever said they looked up his quotes and were un-impressed...

bad idea to do that with ANY comedian really, 99% of the time, it's in the delivery.