"I have a new show coming out on ABC next fall. *pauses for applause and cheers* It's called "Lets Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"BILL HICKS!!!
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna murder somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house!"