Dave Mustaine's own opinion of EMG pickups.

[Razorjack]

WTF is Charmin?

A brand of toilet paper.

 

[Nitronium Blood]

A brand of toilet paper.

Now I'm really pissed.

 

[Lopes]

Now I'm really pissed.

Why? Charmin is a nice brand.

 

[NathanSoulfracture]

mmmmmm nice n soft.

i remember in primary school the toilet paper we had to use was like tracing paper, it ripped your ass to pieces.

 

[DIOBOLIC5150]

HAHAHA, I'm fuckin crying over here! (Charmin). You know, I think Dave is a prick, but you have to love him. He's such an ass and I think it's funny. Anyone seen him in that gay ass Metallica video (that I should have never rented)? He fuckin sobs in it because Metallica ruined his life...HAHAHA!! It's so funny!

 

[Kazrog]

I prefer Quilted Northern myself. And I work next door to Seymour Duncan's Santa Barbara headquarters, so I have to hide my EMGs when I bring my guitar to the office to practice on my lunch break, lest the Duncanites burn me in the parking lot as the traitor I am!

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Why? Charmin is a nice brand.

No chance of the old finger breaking thru either...

 

[Brooks]

Does EMG make TP too? Nothing like active toilet paper to put those dingleberries in their place!

 

[Fabbio]

Does EMG make TP too? Nothing like active toilet paper to put those dingleberries in their place!

Oh, I would like an active TP too!!!

Nice, smooth, and REALLY feeling what's goin' on down there!!!

The only problem: getting accustomed to teh battery hangin' from the buttocks...

 

[commandante]

So who has the guts to take 2 batteries up his ass for the 18v mod?

 

[Razorjack]

So who has the guts to take 2 batteries up his ass for the 18v mod?

Rob Halford

 

[commandante]

Touche!
I was actually wondering about his increased headroom.

 

[Nitronium Blood]

This has turned into the official 'Toilet Paper' thread.

Rats.

 

[~BURNY~]

Nothing but a sweet nettle leaf...

 

[Fabbio]

This has turned into the official 'Toilet Paper' thread.

Rats.

Yeah!!!

Isn't it great?

 

[DIOBOLIC5150]

Rob Halford

I bet Rob could take THIS battery without even lubing up first.

 

[Andy Sneap]

It'd help him hit the high notes definately hahaha

So hang on, within 24 hrs we went from DM not liking EMG's to Rob Halford getting a car battery up his arse....I'm proud of this forum!

 

[DIOBOLIC5150]

This thread just has no boundries, haha!

 

[Awake_In_Animosity]

Back on topic, I think EMG's sound muddy and lack defininition(especially when used with a marshall amp). I would rather go DiMarzio's or SD any day!!!

 

[commandante]

Back on topic, I think EMG's sound muddy and lack defininition(especially when used with a marshall amp).

Sorry man, I do understand why someone wouldn't like EMGs but that definitely is not a valid reason.