David? Rogaine?

[azal]

he looks like a popular Serbian folk singer Luis

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

...and always wear flannel shirts, wear combat boots, dirty jeans, and don't shower for 3 weeks at a time.

In other words: move to Jersey.

Karen, you should always wear flannel shirts, wear combay boots, dirty jeans, don't shower for 3 weeks at a time, and move to New Jersey.

 

[~Lynn~]

No Rogain. Just a creepy sparse comb over.

 

[Captain Beard]

No Rogain. Just a creepy sparse comb over.

Nearly there. Give it a year or two.

 

[~Lynn~]

Yes. All the ninjas must sport the comb over.