David Vincent sucking cock for Satan?

[EvilVince]

I've always heard that David Vincent was bisexual, and heard it was OK to suck cock as part of satanic rituals. I wore a full leather cop uniform to a Goatwhore concert one time, and the drummer asked me, "ARE you gay?". I said no of course, but then he told me of stories about David Vincent sucking cock on his tour bus all in the name of Satan. It seems that in the early '90s, gay sex, death metal, and satan went hand-in-hand. So many musicians heard of this rumor, and wondered if it was okay to be gay. Like if you're sucking cock for Satan it doesn't make you gay or something. Anyways, I was wearing a full-leather cop uniform to a death metal concert for no reason other than that I was crazy, and I get an earful of this shit. What do you think? Does Satan make you gay?

-Vince

 

[saboona]

hahaha
satan is gay
death metal not gay

 

[Deliverance6]

yes.....satan makes you guy....

 

[Clayman77]

Just watch South Park - Bigger, Longer & Uncut. Therein lies the truth about satan. He is Saddam's bitch

 

[i aint play this]

Satan is David Vincent's hoe

 

[MECOSARIO]

Yes SATAN is even more gay than Jesus haha

 

[i aint play this]

Satan and Jesus are overrated faggots, they blow each other too

 

[Scourge of Malice]

Well apparently gays go to hell so Satan must be the gayest of them all :Smug:

 

[i aint play this]

Yeah satan is a bit gayer imo

 

[Jinn]

Of course satan is gay.

 

[Scourge of Malice]

 

[LifeDepraved]

You know...I think Jesus was just a little retarded..he was trying to do good, but he though he was a son of a god and thats where he just turned dun dun...durrrrrr!!!!! It's ok beucz I AM THE GODZ!!!!11

 

[Scourge of Malice]

He was probably just some crazy fuck head.

 

[paradoxile]

Satan and Jesus are overrated faggots, they blow each other too

can't help but remembering Little Nicky

 

[i aint play this]

Good ol' jesus was a nice fella but kinda retarded and lunatic.

 

[paradoxile]

Good ol' jesus was a nice fella but kinda retarded and lunatic.

jesus looked like a metalhead...without the piercings and tatoos offcourse

 

[LifeDepraved]

Jesus didn't have long hair...

 

[paradoxile]

everyone had long hair back then

 

[i aint play this]

Yes he had long hair and is also a fact that he headbanged to Immortal before crucification

 

[paradoxile]

Yes he had long hair and is also a fact that he headbanged to Immortal before crucification

That's tr00!
Jesus headbanged to Immortal between the time he was crucified until the moment he was stabbed by the roman spear that killed him