day at the museum

[dreaming neon darkspot]

from the Carnegie Museum of Natural History:
buffalo ... buffali?

guys getting totally pwned by buffalo:

DODO! (and i guess we know why it's extinct! *badum-bum*)

^^
notice the random bird just lying there on the far left? there were many like that.

my friend Sarah wonders "What's so great about the Great Auk?" It's a huge fucking penguin, that's why!!

"Excuse me, my beak's up HERE!":

a penguin made entirely out of dryer lint!:

the Bizarre Beast exhibit next!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

i LIKE this thread!

 

[firewalkjen]

Great and strange pics hun! lov the buffalo I was in the badlands once and the buffalo just roam around. They are so cute to me. I just wanted to go give them hugs, but you're not supposed to go near them hehe

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i was being summoned!

combination shark and table saw!

this dinosaur must've been really full of himself, because he had a huge head!

... yeah, Will and I are assimilating

what kind of bird is that? it's a motherfucking awesomedactyl, i'll tell you that!

gr1m bird:

i got nothing. this is just really fucking ugly:

gerbil ... for SAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAN!!!!:

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i guess too much pot CAN be deadly.

(i'm gonna go drink bleach now)

"I SURE AS SHIT DON'T ROLL ON...

"
blame Will. seriously.

FUCKIN' BEAR!

a part of an exhibit on the rich history of the Native American people:

OWNED:

for Lesa:

and a trip to the gift shop brought an end to our glorious day.

taken from the Raptor Nativity:

 

[Malergion]

Museums are dens of EVOLUTIONISM!
Down with crazy looking birds!

Except the dodo. He's a cool cat.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I looove Natural History museums. Always full of fun and silly puns!

 

[Will Bozarth]

was that ALL of the pictures? I'm disappointed! I was hoping for pictures of the cartoon birds on their backs.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

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they look so peaceful left in their natural state...

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i guess the one on the left produced the egg on the far right...
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[Lord Foul]

gr1m bird:

Does the sign behind that bird say "world's loudest mammals?"

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

it does indeed.

i guess that's why the bird is so bizarre...
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[Will Bozarth]

to me, that sign looks like "WORLD'S LOUDEST..." then something in Hebrew

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you suck at reading even more than i do
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