"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET

[Malergion]

All right, all right...don't go plaid on me now!

 

[Chromatose]

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

 

[Captain Beard]

SPACEBALLS THE FLAME THROWER!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

They've jammed the radar!

Raspberry... only one man would dare give me raspberry!

 

[Malergion]

"LONE STAR"

I'm surrounded by Assholes.

 

[neal]

Already done, 1994 Cannibal Corpse "Staring Through The Eyes of the Dead".

the opening riffage of that song is fantastic

 

[Captain Beard]

She's gone from suck to blow!

 

[Malergion]

Snotty beamed me twice last night.

 

[Captain Beard]

My brains... are going into my feet.

 

[Malergion]

"Virgin Alarm"

 

[Captain Beard]

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

 

[Malergion]

*eats pepperoni from pizza-based gangster*
mmmm....delicious.

 

[Captain Beard]

Come back here, you fat bearded bitch!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I bet she gives great helmet.

 

[Captain Beard]

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

What does that make us?!

 

[Chromatose]

Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Water, my ass! Get this guy some Pepto Bismol!!

 

[Malergion]

*calls in revenge nose surgeon*

 

[Chromatose]

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed!