"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET

[Captain Beard]

Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button!

 

[Malergion]

Moichandising.

 

[Captain Beard]

My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch!

 

[Calamitas1786]

Comb the desert!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

"Did you see what I was doing?"

"No sir, I did not see you playing with your dolls again, sir!"

 

[Captain Beard]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!

 

[Malergion]

Man! We ain't found shit!!

LOSE I quoted it already.


"If you're living in a bubble and you haven't got a care well you're gonna be in trouble 'cause we're gonna steal your air. 'Cause what you got is what we need, and we do the dirty deeds, we're the SpaceBalls."

 

[Captain Beard]

Can we talk? OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill. But you could have married him for your father's sake and had a headache for the next 25 years.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

And what do we have on this thing? A cuisinart?!

 

[Malergion]

"Do you?"
"Yes."
"Do you?"
"Yes."
"Good, you're married. Kiss her."

 

[Captain Beard]

Ten... nine... eight... six...

Six? What happened to seven?

Just kidding! Seven... six... five... four... three... two... one... have a nice day.

Thank you.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Spaceballs?
Oh shit, there goes the planet.

 

[Malergion]

"No, no, no, go past this part...in fact, never show this again."

 

[Captain Beard]

Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!

 

[Calamitas1786]

Oh, no, no, Not THAT!!

Yes...THAT!!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

When did we get to Disneyland?

 

[Calamitas1786]

PIZZA THE HUT!!!??

 

[Rebourne]

It would have been funny if they would have had to mark down the cause of death as the autopsy.